Originally posted by CoconutLaughing Out Loud Out Laughing Out???😕 Do you have an excuse for this? Please everyone, when you use lol, make sure it ends in "l", and more importantly, that you don't just alternate L's and O's. It doesn't make any sense if you do. If you want more than one "lol" (which is uncessary. For extreme cases LMAO, or ROFL are sufficient.) write two or more complete lol's, and put a space between them! Sheesh😛
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well I have a beauty for skipping off single lessons... won't work too often though.
You need to be socially active. Build a reputation, eg organise a program where the older kids take care of the small ones which newly arrive in school (that's what I did). Normally, it won't take you too much effort, and apart from getting cresit for doing nothing at the end of the year, you'll always have an excuse:
"Sorry, Mr. X, I'm afraid I can't attend your lesson today... you know, the little kids and stuff (roll your eyes here) you gotta organise every little darn thing!"
"Last wednesday? Oh, didn't anybody tell you? I was excused from classes because I had to solve a problem t5hat some of the small kids had with the older ones"
Believe me, it works perfectly. If you have a very naive teacher who is in charge of support programms like this, you can even get her to excuse you from your classes by telling the other teachers you won't be attending. Otherwise, teachers will seldom bother to check. Ahh, the wonderful lessons I've spent hanging out in the shade while skipping ethics... I love it 😀
Originally posted by ark13how about ROTFLMFAO???
Laughing Out Loud Out Laughing Out???😕 Do you have an excuse for this? Please everyone, when you use lol, make sure it ends in "l", and more importantly, that you don't just alternate L's and O's. It doesn't make any sense if you do. If you want more than one "lol" (which is uncessary. For extreme cases LMAO, or ROFL are sufficient.) write two or more complete lol's, and put a space between them! Sheesh😛
Originally posted by Freddie2004You forgot PMP.
how about ROTFLMFAO???
It's a sports carnival...why should I go to school when I won't be learning anything, just watching a heap of brain dead jocks try and jump further then the people before him?
I have a sports carnival today...so I get to go around to a mates to film for a FTV assignment. Honest.
Originally posted by D43M0NOh, and how could I forget the important LSHICMP and ROTFLAPMBWD
You forgot PMP.
It's a sports carnival...why should I go to school when I won't be learning anything, just watching a heap of brain dead jocks try and jump further then the people before him?
I have a sports carnival today...so I get to go around to a mates to film for a FTV assignment. Honest.
Originally posted by ark13Umm... I like using it because it makes fun of people who use it.
Laughing Out Loud Out Laughing Out???😕 Do you have an excuse for this? Please everyone, when you use lol, make sure it ends in "l", and more importantly, that you don't just alternate L's and O's. It doesn't make any sense if you do. If you want more than one "lol" (which is uncessary. For extreme cases LMAO, or ROFL are sufficient.) write two or more complete lol's, and put a space between them! Sheesh😛
I know it doesn't make sense.
Or maybe we could use CTM (Chuckle To Myself) or GWG (Give Wry
Grin). The thought of some dude typing away at his computer, and suddenly giving off a maniacal burst of laughter out loud unnerves me somewhat. Similarly, the idea of losing your buttocks simply by the process of using a keyboard. As for those other ones, where you have seizures and bouts of incontinence, well .......
Not that I'm averse to using lol. But usually I have to be sure that the person I'm typing it to absolutely hates that sort of thing first. Now to the subject at hand, excuses.
I once used the excuse "I couldn't be bothered" for not showing up to work. It was on top of a few other things, and resulted in me being sacked. Finally I was out of that hell hole, so I'd consider it highly successful. A female underling once sobbed to me that she needed a day off because of "personal problems". I granted it immediately, no questions asked. Good grief! Sometimes you don't care for anything other than making your own escape. So if you pretend to cry, it might work.
A friend of mine once worked in a place where he was in and out of the office for various reasons. If you work in an environment like that you could try his excuse for not coming to work after one particularly heinous bender. He showed up the next day as normal, and his boss asked him what had happened to him the day before. He looked slightly confused, and said "what do you mean?"
There followed a conversation where he simply claimed to have been at work. Sure, he'd been in and out of the office, but that's just because his day had been particularly hectic. In the end, someone else even claimed to have seen him. Personally, I think this excuse would have as much chance of success as "I'm sorry sir, but I hate your guts. That's no excuse for not turning up to work though. The reason for that was because I was busy shagging your wife".
On the other hand, nothing ventured, etc.
Originally posted by Vandalizerlolol
Or maybe we could use CTM (Chuckle To Myself) or GWG (Give Wry
Grin). The thought of some dude typing away at his computer, and suddenly giving off a maniacal burst of laughter out loud unnerves me somewhat. Similarly, the idea of losing your buttocks simply by the process of using a keyboard. As for those other ones, where you have seizures and bouts o ...[text shortened]... r that was because I was busy shagging your wife".
On the other hand, nothing ventured, etc.
Originally posted by Freddie2004I masturbated too much last night and I was so tired that I couldn't get out of bed.
so, what are the best excuses for pulling sickies, fast ones, bunking off school.
We need as many answers as possible so we can get away with getting drunk at fiesta's huge party....
any ideas?
fred