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Only two things you can do with facts: Buy them or leave them on the shelves, in which case you go home with something else... something modified or glossed over, inverted or rearranged inside out, dumbed down or complicated up... some more palatable substitute version of harsh/absolute reality... something less... something of lesser value. Go to the corner mom and pop fact store. Buy facts. Speak with the savvy mom and pop wearing their old brown hats. By the way, when was the last time you placed a brand new fact in your shopping basket?



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Awesome thread.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Awesome thread.
he can churn this stuff out all day long. and it's hard work making up stuff this vacuous and ill thought out- i tried it and i was exhausted after just two threads. well, it's hard work if you're not GB. he makes it look effortless.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Awesome thread.
i agree.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
he can churn this stuff out all day long. and it's hard work making up stuff this vacuous and ill thought out- i tried it and i was exhausted after just two threads. well, it's hard work if you're not GB. he makes it look effortless.
And that's a fact you can buy right off the shelf! It's not one of those imitation facts you get off the other shelves.

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Originally posted by darvlay

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yep, i do believe you've got it. and that's a fact you can take to the bank!

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Originally posted by darvlay
And that's a fact you can buy right off the shelf! It's not one of those imitation facts you get off the other shelves.

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Information unconverted into mental energy by vigorous exercise is stored as subcutaneous fact. Too much of it causes a severe form of instability ...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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Only two things you can do with facts: Buy them or leave them on the shelves, in which case you go home with something else... something modified or glossed over, inverted or rearranged inside out, dumbed down or complicated up... some more palatable substitute version of harsh/absolute reality... something less... something of lesser ...[text shortened]... y the way, when was the last time you placed a brand new fact in your shopping basket?



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I find it odd that you can buy things other than facts at a store specifically devoted to selling facts. Mom and pop are double dipping. 😠

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Originally posted by Blackamp
he can churn this stuff out all day long. and it's hard work making up stuff this vacuous and ill thought out- i tried it and i was exhausted after just two threads. well, it's hard work if you're not GB. he makes it look effortless.
Your crap gets tiresome!

Stop hi-jacking threads.

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Arh. You smell that? Smug left us a present 🙁

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If I said 'no' would you take it back where it came from!?!!

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