Finger length

@the-gravedigger said
When the doctor asked me to bend over he said 'try not to get an erection Steve.' I said 'my names not Steve.' He said 'I know, I'm Steve.'

When the doctor asked me to...

Having seen how gaunt and wild-eyed and dehydrated and unkempt I was, the doctor said I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why, he said, because I'm trying to examine you.

@drewnogal said
Are your spots are starting to show Seitse? 🙂

If he is Seitse fasten your seat belt.

@fmf said
When the doctor asked me to...

Having seen how gaunt and wild-eyed and dehydrated and unkempt I was, the doctor said I needed to stop masturbating. I asked why, he said, because I'm trying to examine you.

You must be definitely abusing your member more than three times a day, to have reduced yourself to such deplorable physical conditions you have described for yourself. You need more than a simple prostate examination. You need a marriage counselor. Apparently your wife is not providing any help with it.

@pettytalk said
You must be definitely abusing your member more than three times a day, to have reduced yourself to such deplorable physical conditions you have described for yourself. You need more than a simple prostate examination. You need a marriage counselor. Apparently your wife is not providing any help with it.

You remind me of a poster who got banned.

@drewnogal said
Can’t understand you getting 4R’s for such an innovative thread.

The thumbing feature is infantile and pointless. It’s also meaningless to those of us who also find it infantile and pointless.

@divegeester said
You remind me of a poster who got banned.

Because of their finger length?🤔😲

@pettytalk said
P.S.

I have been known, on occasions, to use more than one finger for the intrusion, when the hole is bigger than usual.

Your posting seems to be disintegrating at an accelerating rate.

@pettytalk said
You must be definitely abusing your member more than three times a day, to have reduced yourself to such deplorable physical conditions you have described for yourself. You need more than a simple prostate examination. You need a marriage counselor. Apparently your wife is not providing any help with it.

Why on Earth are talking about my wife?

@divegeester said
Over the Xmas break, and quite possibly although not definitely after a few beverages, FMF and I were discussing comparative and relative finger lengths. FMF contested that my index fingers were unusually short compared to the middle fingers but failed epically to provide ANY evidence to back up his claim.

Since then I have done about five and half minutes of internet ...[text shortened]... concerned about people passing comment on your fingers.

Your thoughts on this topic are welcome.

Was he complaining about the quality of the hand job?

@divegeester said
The thumbing feature is infantile and pointless. It’s also meaningless to those of us who also find it infantile and pointless.

Let me think here there is you and your twin and lets not forget t-g who is getting almost as many red thumbs as you and your twin. Now who else are you implying find the thumbs feature infantile and pointless as you so callously put it?

I say well done MR. RUSS!!!! 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
Let me think here there is you and your twin and lets not forget t-g who is getting almost as many red thumbs as you and your twin. Now who else are you implying find the thumbs feature infantile and pointless as you so callously put it?

I say well done MR. RUSS!!!! 🙂

-VR

I have got 4 red thumbs (as of writing) just for informing people about Seiste. But what annoys me is when posters like Drew and Torunn get them. They don't deserve it.
What do you think ?

@the-gravedigger said
I have got 4 red thumbs (as of writing) just for informing people about Seiste. But what annoys me is when posters like Drew and Torunn get them. They don't deserve it.
What do you think ?

I do not think it is up to me to decide for others.

-VR

@very-rusty said
I do not think it is up to me to decide for others.

-VR

I am not asking you to decide anything for anyone. Just interested in your opinion about Drew and Torunn getting red thumbs.

@the-gravedigger said
I have got 4 red thumbs (as of writing) just for informing people about Seiste. But what annoys me is when posters like Drew and Torunn get them. They don't deserve it.
What do you think ?

I’ve been told it’s down to ‘the company I keep’; namely Kewpie, Great Big Stees & David Burton 🤨

@very-rusty said
I do not think it is up to me to decide for others.

-VR

Oh you BiG liar Rusty 😮 Please read my previous post 😖