Finger length

@drewnogal said
Oh you BiG liar Rusty 😮 Please read my previous post 😖

😂 👌🏻

@pettytalk said
I have been known, on occasions, to use more than one finger for the intrusion, when the hole is bigger than usual.

01:45
A policeman enters stage left and observes PettyTalk lying in a Buritos-R-Us doorway drenched in his own urine and other people’s. A mangy dog whimpers. The Policeman takes pity and leaning over he says in a quiet, authoritative and slightly sneering way …

“A bit pissed again are we Sir?”

@the-gravedigger said
If he is Seitse fasten your seat belt.

He's not.

@drewnogal said
I’ve been told it’s down to ‘the company I keep’; namely Kewpie, Great Big Stees & David Burton 🤨

Wait, are those three the company you keep or are they the ones who told you that it's down to the company you keep?

Could be taken either way.

@fmf said
Why on Earth are talking about my wife?

Very Romans1009/Kevin Eleven.

@suzianne said
Wait, are those three the company you keep or are they the ones who told you that it's down to the company you keep?

Could be taken either way.

They are the company I keep. I have games with them.

@divegeester said
01:45
A policeman enters stage left and observes PettyTalk lying in a Buritos-R-Us doorway drenched in his own urine and other people’s. A mangy dog whimpers. The Policeman takes pity and leaning over he says in a quiet, authoritative and slightly sneering way …

“A bit pissed again are we Sir?”

The story I heard was the policeman takes pity and buys the hound a burrito.

@the-gravedigger said
The story I heard was the policeman takes pity and buys the hound a burrito.

The story I heard was that the hound was turned into a burrito and it was a pity that the policeman buys it anyway.

@suzianne said
He's not.

Probably for the best.

@the-gravedigger said
Probably for the best.

In order to be sure of best quality one should shop at long established shops.