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Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second driver lowers his window and yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
We're all doing our part to conserve on gas.

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
I thought it was a bit quiet.

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that was your wife!

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"S'not my wife - it's my ex. I ran into her today. I just put it in reverse and hit her again."

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she didn't fall.

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?

hope you run her over!

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second driver lowers his window and yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

Lo siento mi amigo no comprendo ingleis

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oh, i thought it was farther than that

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Thanks matey, here is your dope.. now go get rid of that dog too..

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i feared that might have happened.. never marry a parachutist..!!!

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's ...[text shortened]... l out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
You ACTUALLY read Reader's Digest?! 😕

But getting back to the point, that stoopid competition is based on an old joke which, similiar to what D43M0N posted, ends:

"Thank God! I thought I'd gone deaf!"

Bit sad that such a big magazine has to pikey old jokes to make up competitions. You'd think they'd come up with something original 🙄

EDIT: One day I'll be able to think as fast as I type and then stop making some many mistakes!

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
finders keepers!

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
thank god . i through i lost my beer keggs

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Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?
Mornington Crescent

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