Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second driver lowers his window and yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
Originally posted by CoconutWe're all doing our part to conserve on gas.
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
Originally posted by CoconutI thought it was a bit quiet.
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
hope you run her over!
Originally posted by CoconutAs a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second driver lowers his window and yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
Lo siento mi amigo no comprendo ingleis
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Originally posted by CoconutYou ACTUALLY read Reader's Digest?! 😕
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's ...[text shortened]... l out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
But getting back to the point, that stoopid competition is based on an old joke which, similiar to what D43M0N posted, ends:
"Thank God! I thought I'd gone deaf!"
Bit sad that such a big magazine has to pikey old jokes to make up competitions. You'd think they'd come up with something original 🙄
EDIT: One day I'll be able to think as fast as I type and then stop making some many mistakes!
Originally posted by Coconutfinders keepers!
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second ...[text shortened]... nd yells, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
Originally posted by Coconutthank god . i through i lost my beer keggs
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?
Originally posted by CoconutMornington Crescent
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.
As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"
What does the man respond?