Originally posted by nktwildyup-tis-and if some people would read my first post in this thread properly, and indeed my second (or is it third) last one, most of this would be cleared up...😕
cant you guys leave him alone, everything on the internet is truth and lie at the same thin, cant we just beleive that here atleast amoung the flowing electrons that genius is married at 16, besides married or not, happiness is all that matters rite?
Originally posted by nktwildBut doesn't it sound strange....
cant you guys leave him alone, everything on the internet is truth and lie at the same thin, cant we just beleive that here atleast amoung the flowing electrons that genius is married at 16, besides married or not, happiness is all that matters rite?
Originally posted by CFCOh, now that's not bad at all. Let me tell you about the soap opera that is MY life.
That ur married at 16 and ur getting 2 divorces and remarrying the same person. It's like the soaps.
Okay, let's backtrack to a 16 year old Omnislash. I date a girl. I break up with this girl. I work with this girls parents. A month later I move in with the girl and her family. My room mate is her bisexual brother in a wheel chair. My best friend has sex with my ex-girlfriends mother. He also has sex with my ex-girlfriend (I never did).
Still with me? Okay, a few months pass with my buddy tappin my ex and her mom. Me and the ex get into an arguement. The next day she is in a serious car accident. My ex girls best friend comes over and I break the bad news to her. A week later I am seriously involved with the best friend, and we make love on my exs bed (because she's still in the hospital).
Now, let's fast forward a few years. I get married to the best friend and we move to a nearby town. My best friend stopped tappin the mom and daughter, did some time in jail, got married AND divorced, and is now with a really fat chick that hates me. His current girlfriends ex-boyfriend starts hanging out with me. We both go back to my old town for a weekend. While there we stop to see my ex and say hi to here and the family. Him and my ex hook up. He starts tappin her. A month later they break up. He currently has another girl pregnant. This other girl had sex with my ex girlfriend. My ex-girlfriend currently lives in Vermont with her lesbian lover.
Is this enough of a soap opera for you? It is for me!!! 🙄
Originally posted by OmnislashMan. After reading that I think the soap operas r kind of realistic. Is all that true?
Oh, now that's not bad at all. Let me tell you about the soap opera that is MY life.
Okay, let's backtrack to a 16 year old Omnislash. I date a girl. I break up with this girl. I work with this girls parents. A month later I move in with the girl and her family. My room mate is her bisexual brother in a wheel chair. My best friend has sex with my ex- ...[text shortened]... n Vermont with her lesbian lover.
Is this enough of a soap opera for you? It is for me!!! 🙄
Originally posted by CFCI am afraid so. My life is one big Jerry Springer show. What I find really amusing is that most of the drama isn't from anything I did, but rather just all of these people knowing me. If they didn't know me, just look at the story and you'll see how things would be different.
Man. After reading that I think the soap operas r kind of realistic. Is all that true?
My best friend wouldn't have tapped the mom and daughter.
My other friend wouldn't have met my ex and done her too.
My wife would be in college, not with a bum like me. 😀
My ex wouldn't have had sex with atleast three of the people she has.
It appears that my very presence breeds drama and sin. I don't know if that makes me feel very amused or very ashamed. 😛
Originally posted by OmnislashOk. Somehow I believe u a bit more than genius...
I am afraid so. My life is one big Jerry Springer show. What I find really amusing is that most of the drama isn't from anything I did, but rather just all of these people knowing me. If they didn't know me, just look at the story and you'll see how things would be different.
My best friend wouldn't have tapped the mom and daughter.
My other frie ...[text shortened]... esence breeds drama and sin. I don't know if that makes me feel very amused or very ashamed. 😛