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Originally posted by orfeo
I always thought 5-7-5 was the correct pattern. At least, my memory thought that, and it's relatively good at collecting useless trivia like that (as opposed to useful information, like how to change a flat tyre).
Correct:

Many "questions" aren't, in fact, is actually 8 though

ma ny que stions are n't in fact

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And isn't a haiku supposed to contain a reference to one of the 4 seasons?
A classical haiku should, but modern haikus often don't.

5-7-5 is correct, but I guess bbarr is counting "aren't" as two syllables.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
5-7-5 is correct, but I guess bbarr is counting "aren't" as two syllables.
And quite rightly so.

However, I'm still quite sure (although not positively sure) that a haiku should refer to one of the seasons.

I've tried to look it up and all I can find is that it's supposed to refer to nature to some degree.

mhmmmm mhmmmmm mhmmmmmm mhmmmmmm
Ponder this subject I will
mhmmmm mhmmmmm mhmmmmmm mhmmmmmm

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And that is probably the greatest blunder ever made in the forums. Dear Jesus, I should be shot for that.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
And quite rightly so.

However, I'm still quite sure (although not positively sure) that a haiku should refer to one of the seasons.

I've tried to look it up and all I can find is that it's supposed to refer to nature to some degree.

mhmmmm mhmmmmm mhmmmmmm mhmmmmmm
Ponder this subject I will
mhmmmm mhmmmmm mhmmmmmm mhmmmmmm

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And t ...[text shortened]... is probably the greatest blunder ever made in the forums. Dear Jesus, I should be shot for that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Cor! How can anyone lose count after 6?
Bowmann, do not weep,
Just do better next time 'round.
Poetry is hard.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
Thank you, kind sir or madam.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've tried to look it up and all I can find is that it's supposed to refer to nature to some degree.
Alone in the woods,
the soft stool falls onto Earth.
I reach for dry leaves.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Thank you, kind sir or madam.
One for your friend Shav:

If you want my ass
I have special pleasure bumps
They're called hemmorhoids

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
One for your friend Shav:

If you want my ass
I have special pleasure bumps
They're called hemmorhoids
Also not a haiku.

Bowmann and Freddie, birds of a feather.

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Actually, to be quite frank...

I hate haikus! Give me a good limerick anyday of the week!
If it don't rhyme, it ain't no good!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Also not a haiku.

Bowmann and Freddie, birds of a feather.
darv:

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fukcing your mom would be cool...
I hate being right.

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...sorry, I'm still trying to struggle with the concept that n't could be a syllable.

Nope, aren't is definitely a one syllable word, unless you have some sort of bias against contractions.

(HEEEELP! I'm agreeing with Bowmann! He's taking me over with his mind ray!)

Ahem.

Two sounds into one
Will not reside easily
One must leave, and soon

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Actually, to be quite frank...

I hate haikus! Give me a good limerick anyday of the week!
Fuit olim Persarum rex Xerxes.
Non vitabat, vetabat quae lex, res.
- Est - dicebat - rex exlex.
Id non facit, quod grex, rex.
Quid sit nex, debes scire, si rex es!
(Michael Pexenfelder, 1670)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Fuit olim Persarum rex Xerxes.
Non vitabat, vetabat quae lex, res.
- Est - dicebat - rex exlex.
Id non facit, quod grex, rex.
Quid sit nex, debes scire, si rex es!
(Michael Pexenfelder, 1670)
That Pexenfelder was quite a guy!

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Originally posted by orfeo
...sorry, I'm still trying to struggle with the concept that n't could be a syllable.

Nope, aren't is definitely a one syllable word, unless you have some sort of bias against contractions.

(HEEEELP! I'm agreeing with Bowmann! He's taking me over with his mind ray!)

Ahem.

Two sounds into one
Will not reside easily
One must leave, and soon
It's a twilight zone.
The syllables keep falling
Like leaves in autumn.

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