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Originally posted by pawnhandler
(that was worth a rec!)



NaNoWriMo Eve
Got everything? Plot? Setting?
Characters? Coffee?
Each of us has one
Just one great book inside us
Hack writers, hold forth!

orangutan
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Why do you think that
constipation is so crap?
I have writers block.

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Originally posted by orangutan
Why do you think that
constipation is so crap?
I have writers block.
This haiku,
Very good thread
I must admit

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Mystic Meg

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Originally posted by ivan2908
This haiku,
Very good thread
I must admit
When I read your posts
I just wish an elephant
would step on your chest

p

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Teaching my father
how to use a computer
for the first time. Argh!


On the plus side he
signed up for a college class
for seniors -- woohoo!

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I wouldn't like it
Must admit 'cause
Elephant is heavy

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Originally posted by pawnhandler
Teaching my father
how to use a computer
for the first time. Argh!


On the plus side he
signed up for a college class
for seniors -- woohoo!
Wasn't that
Just double poem
Made by you?

I am not sure
If this is alowed
Here at all?

p

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Originally posted by ivan2908
Wasn't that
Just double poem
Made by you?

I am not sure
If this is alowed
Here at all?
I am Pawnhandler!
That which I wish to do is
Always allowed, mate!

😉

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The sky

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Originally posted by ivan2908
This haiku,
Very good thread
I must admit
Your haikus
Don't add up, sorry.
Try again.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Your haikus
Don't add up, sorry.
Try again.
I think that I may
have forgotten how to count.
Then again ... maybe not.

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Any moron can
write haiku. Just stop at the
seventeenth syllab

- Reader's Digest, Nov. 2002 Joke -


God, how I hate to copy and paste, but when it comes to Hai-crap, this one just butters the garlic bread!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Any moron can
write haiku. Just stop at the
seventeenth syllab

- Reader's Digest, Nov. 2002 Joke -


God, how I hate to copy and paste, but when it comes to Hai-crap, this one just butters the garlic bread!
Cat on lap, hot tea,
silent neighbours for a change,
what could be better?

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Ah! Thread reviving...
Forum posts not so often:
Got some work to do.

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A chess legend dies
R.I.P Bobby Fischer
(not a good end game)

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Originally posted by orangutan
A chess legend dies
R.I.P Bobby fischer
Crazy genius

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