12 Aug 05
Originally posted by Hand of HecateThis is cool. Where do I send my parents their bodies? And do they need to be alive?
What skills do you bring to the table? We still need a Master of Organ Manipulation and we still need people to help round up 'donors'. Perhaps you would make a good thug? We'll need a VP of International Marketing & Acquisitions as well.
12 Aug 05
Originally posted by schakuhrYes, all donor's must be alive upon receipt. For the moment we'll be storing all bodies and organs at the following facility:
This is cool. Where do I send my parents their bodies? And do they need to be alive?
Bob's Air Conditioned Self Storage
Unit 112
1568 International Dr.
Tampa, FL 33890
12 Aug 05
Originally posted by Hand of HecateCan we donate old boyfriends against their will?
Yes, all donor's must be alive upon receipt. For the moment we'll be storing all bodies and organs at the following facility:
Bob's Air Conditioned Self Storage
Unit 112
1568 International Dr.
Tampa, FL 33890
I could fill up your storage facility within the week.
12 Aug 05
Originally posted by mokkoAs long as they are young and healthy, Organomics Inc. will take pretty much any weak, stupid, lazy, liberal, riff-raff that happens to be littering your neighborhood.
Can we donate old boyfriends against their will?
I could fill up your storage facility within the week.
Be warned that fee will be incured from the shipment, handling, storage, harvesting, disposal of remains and pig vet costs. Cash from the sale of valuable organs will be used defer some of your fees, however, this will not be returned until after the final disposition of the donor resource.
12 Aug 05
You could have your own sky tv channel, like the bidding channel, except the price goes up, and when it reaches a price you would be willing to sell one of your kidneys for, you ring in and pledge it, then when you get to a certain amount of people who have called in, you stop, and everyone who has pledged a kidney gets the final amount reached...
12 Aug 05
Originally posted by welsharnieHow much do you want for both of your eyes?
You could have your own sky tv channel, like the bidding channel, except the price goes up, and when it reaches a price you would be willing to sell one of your kidneys for, you ring in and pledge it, then when you get to a certain amount of people who have called in, you stop, and everyone who has pledged a kidney gets the final amount reached...
12 Aug 05
Originally posted by Hand of HecateA fee! Well forget it then, I've paid enough in emotional dues. You would get more supply if you paid per live donation. What you make in the sale of organs would be more than enough to cover all expenses incurred plus pay a small fee to those who bring in healthy specimens.
As long as they are young and healthy, Organomics Inc. will take pretty much any weak, stupid, lazy, liberal, riff-raff that happens to be littering your neighborhood.
Be warned that fee will be incured from the shipment, handling, storage, harvesting, disposal of remains and pig vet costs. Cash from the sale of valuable organs will be used defe ...[text shortened]... however, this will not be returned until after the final disposition of the donor resource.
12 Aug 05
Originally posted by mokkoI think you've grossly underestimated the market structure, the supply of the lazy, stupid and slow far exceed the demand and can't shake a stick without hitting a viable donor that is otherwise contributing nothing to society.
A fee! Well forget it then, I've paid enough in emotional dues. You would get more supply if you paid per live donation. What you make in the sale of organs would be more than enough to cover all expenses incurred plus pay a small fee to those who bring in healthy specimens.
I suggest you start your own local ex-boyfriend to fertalizer program. You will need a shovel, a bag of lime, garbage bags and some rope to get started.