Have you ever defenestrated anyone?

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Okay, but I make no promises as to whether or not anyone would find this interesting.

For a time, I attended college in a small town in Pennsylvania named Ambler. There wasn't much to do. I mean it's not like we were there to study or apply ourselves, or broaden our horizons, or anything like that. So, we spent many an hour drinking beer and watch ...[text shortened]... irwell. Legendary.

Dan the Defenestrated. I'll never forget him.

Best. Story. Ever.