Originally posted by ChessPraxisOMG I went to a Target store down the street the other day during my lunch hour from work. I had to buy a greeting card but while I was there, I saw there was a little café at the entrance. I ordered a soft pretzel and a side of "nacho cheese."
Ironically it's about the only place to get a good giant soft pretzel in America. 😕
What I got was a withered, old pretzel-esque something or other, with a little 1 ounce cup of brownish-grey slime that perhaps mimicked "cheese" the first time it was placed in the warmer which had to have been at LEAST 2 weeks prior.
I took a single bite of the pretzel and threw the whole thing away. The good thing was, my hunger problem was solved with virtually zero calories consumed. In fact, I think I've stumbled upon the world's greatest fad-diet! And I'd try to get rich off the idea, if it didn't mean I'd be demonized and wished dead by most Americans, and taxed so heavily that I might as well have just stood pat with my regular ol' job.