Heard this joke today

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09 Sep 10

RBHILL

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What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes?

darvlay

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09 Sep 10

This is the sanitized version. 😉

RBHILL

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Originally posted by darvlay
This is the sanitized version. 😉

why whats the real version?

darvlay

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09 Sep 10

Originally posted by RBHILL
why whats the real version?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.

RBHILL

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09 Sep 10

Originally posted by darvlay
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.

oh. I guess because it was at a place of work they had to not make it sound sexist.

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MontyMoose

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09 Sep 10

Originally posted by RBHILL
oh. I guess because it was at a place of work they had to not make it sound sexist.

Yeah, you would not want jokes about punching women in the face to sound sexist, would you? WWJD?

ChessPraxis

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09 Sep 10

That was a riddle, with no punchline.

RBHILL

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Yeah, you would not want jokes about punching women in the face to sound sexist, would you? WWJD?

I think it is more like WDJD?(What did Jesus do)

But the answer to my joke i heard is "nothing you already told them twice."

HandyAndy

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10 Sep 10

Not funny.

ChessPraxis

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10 Sep 10

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Not funny.

You no likey him joke?

MontyMoose

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10 Sep 10

Originally posted by RBHILL
I think it is more like WDJD?(What did Jesus do)

But the answer to my joke i heard is "nothing you already told them twice."

HA Ha Ha!!!!!!!

That's it. Hit them in the face, especially if it is a mouthy woman!!!! Straight forward teachings of the Christ.

HandyAndy

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10 Sep 10

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You no likey him joke?

Don't know.. I'm waiting for the punch line.

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10 Sep 10

Originally posted by RBHILL
What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes?

I think someone has put charcoal dust on the eyepieces of your binoculars.

ChessPraxis

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10 Sep 10

Originally posted by RBHILL
What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes?

You just got punched in the FACE!