Hotel towels

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

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07 Jan 10

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

07 Jan 10

Originally posted by mikelom
Do you have weighing scales upon which I can weigh your weighing scales upon my weighing scales before I buy a kilo?

No, but I have a kick butt señorita to help you throughout the kilo.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

07 Jan 10

Originally posted by Seitse
I don't sell oranges. I deal drugs.

You mean your profile is a lie!
Next you'll be telling us you can't dance. :'(

Call the sherriff

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

07 Jan 10

Originally posted by wolfgang59
You mean your profile is a lie!
Next you'll be telling us you can't dance. :'(

Call the sherriff

That was when I was an illegal alien. Now I have a green card.

It says my name is Fernando Valenzuela, but it's mine. Hey, I paid
for it in Tijuana.

homedepotov

Joined: 17 Jan 06
Moves: 9335

07 Jan 10

My experience with the cheaper motels that everyday people frequent (like Days Inn) is that they buy the cheapest towels and washcloths. They almost feel like sandpaper on the skin. Definitely not soft and fluffy. Zero incentive for me to steal those.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

07 Jan 10

What are you doing staying at cheap motels? 😛

*twilight zone tune*

homedepotov

Joined: 17 Jan 06
Moves: 9335

07 Jan 10

Originally posted by Seitse
What are you doing staying at cheap motels? 😛

*twilight zone tune*

Consequence-free quickies of course.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

07 Jan 10

Originally posted by homedepotov
Consequence-free quickies of course.

Do you ask the guys to use protection?

homedepotov

Joined: 17 Jan 06
Moves: 9335

07 Jan 10

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you ask the guys to use protection?

Trust but verify, I always say. That policy works as well in everyday life as it does in international relations.

SJ247

Joined: 05 Oct 05
Moves: 63425

07 Jan 10

Originally posted by Seitse
How do they wash them?

(2) Shakes + Febreeze = Towel Fluffy Longevity
Same with their bedspreads.