How do you deal with extraterrestial pests?

coquette

Already mated

General

10 Apr 11

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

Joined: 04 Jul 06
Moves: 1121334

10 Apr 11

Honestly, now.

wormwood

If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

Joined: 10 Sep 05
Moves: 10228

10 Apr 11

I unearth them.

Sahuaro

old pueblo

Joined: 03 Apr 11
Moves: 17421

10 Apr 11

I play them Justin Bieber songs from youtube.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

10 Apr 11

Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.

After mating, try not to pop meth, mmkay?

Problem solved.

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

10 Apr 11

Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.

Flit

Doward

St. Peter's

Joined: 06 Dec 10
Moves: 11313

10 Apr 11

Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.

you have a third testicle?😲

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by Doward
you have a third testicle?😲

Not even the first two.

Doward

St. Peter's

Joined: 06 Dec 10
Moves: 11313

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Not even the first two.

if you believe that I have a bridge for sale...

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by Doward
if you believe that I have a bridge for sale...

I'll take it. How much?

Doward

St. Peter's

Joined: 06 Dec 10
Moves: 11313

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'll take it. How much?

two testicles and a pound of poi

Hand of Hecate

Thug

Playing with matches

Joined: 08 Feb 05
Moves: 14634

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.

Same way as zombies. Shotgun.

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by Doward
two testicles and a pound of poi

Extraterrestrial currency?

mortisdead

Joined: 01 Mar 08
Moves: 13928

11 Apr 11

magic acid, thermite, toe-nail gunk.

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 186367

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.

You plug up the holes, from whence they came (black or otherwise), so they can't return to their "nests" and you put out a smorgasbord of their favourite (noodles Aliendante, Lobster Thermonuclear....you get the picture) laced with warfarin and just wait. Problem solved. Now disposing of the carcasses may mean a big bonfire but that's just a bonus...marshmallow roast.

wormwood

If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

Joined: 10 Sep 05
Moves: 10228

11 Apr 11

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
marsmallow roast.

pun fixd!