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how do you get like bruce lee?

how do you get like bruce lee?

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Slappy slap slap

Under your bed...

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i would like to be pure muscle and the least amount of fat possible, how would you do that?
Step away from the computer and go for a walk. That's at least a start.

IC

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Well Ice, your wife said calling you shorty would be a gross overstatement. 😛
Hey, you're the one that was hoping the metric system would become standard here. 😛

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Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by Nordlys
My panties are neither silk nor made in China, Ms smw.
That's HOT chick!

As Ice says, in a metric kind of way...

shortcircuit
master of disaster

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Hey, you're the one that was hoping the metric system would become standard here. 😛
She's begging for just one silly millimeter longer.....😕

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Ajarn

Wat?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
She's begging for just one silly millimeter longer.....😕
She need Justin....

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over there

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Chuck Norris > Bruce Lee

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The sky

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
That's [b]HOT chick! [/b]
Chick is Huck, I am Frank...

rbmorris
Vampyroteuthis

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chick is Huck, I am Frank...
Goo goo ga joob.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Goo goo ga joob.
That, too.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Chick is Huck, I am Frank...
I thought the Walrus was Paul

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I thought the Walrus was Paul
The Walrus is ark.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The Walrus is ark.
I thought Noah was the ark?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I thought Noah was the ark?
No, Noah made the ark. So Noah is RookRAK.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
No, Noah made the ark. So Noah is RookRAK.
coo coo ka choo coo coo

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Originally posted by vietnam vet
I bow to your great Martial wisdom Oh great blakbuzzrd. I have passed your wisdom on to my poor fellow practioners in the Arts. Perhaps you would care to join us in Las Vegas, Nv., this month to continue to educate us. Our Association will be gathering here and we would love to have you instruct us. Grandmaster Ted Sotelo, Grand Master Adrieano Emper ...[text shortened]... with us, as unworthy as we are. Please reply ASAP and I will allow you time during our seminar.
Instead of responding with a reinterpretation of the old "who are you to question the Almighty? Shut up and train!" line, why don't you engage me on the level of the ideas?

You see, I don't set myself up as an authority on martial arts; I do have certain convictions, however, about the reprehensible pseudo-philosophical stupidity that pervades and even sustains martial arts today.

I think the notion of the "do" (e.g., karate-do, aikido, kendo) is silly, and based on a false premise of what effects training in a technique can have on one's whole being.

That doesn't mean that the "jutsu" emphasis is any better, as for better or for worse, MA techniques in are mostly about one-on-one unarmed dueling.

Want to better your character? Get therapy.

Want to protect yourself? Carry a cell phone, be smart about where you go, and practice sprinting.

Want to wear kung fu pajamas and get some joint-destroying exercise? Study martial arts.

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