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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Exactly, I'm fat. :'(
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there there...
wolves like the fat bunnies...
it'll all be over soon enough...
shhhhhh, there there. go to sleep now...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Let me use my psychic powers to determine your weight. I will need your age, height and what you ate/drank for diner last night. Be honest for best results.
Come on then. Let's see those powers at work Hecate.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Let me use my psychic powers to determine your weight. I will need your age, height and what you ate/drank for diner last night. Be honest for best results.
16, 6Foot, 250 ML (1 cup) of grape juice and a reasonably large bowl of Kraft Dinner (mac. n cheeze 🙂)

... just to make ur guess a little easier... I also biked to a friends several miles away, taking me an hour... as well as played street hockey for 2+ hours... and I work out 😛

now guess 🙂.

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17 years old
6'4
three babies for dinner

no i'm kidding i actually had sloppy joes (do people from other continents know wut that is?)

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Originally posted by mrjonesvich321
17 years old
6'4
three babies for dinner

no i'm kidding i actually had sloppy joes (do people from other continents know wut that is?)
I don't know if they do! been a while since I had some...
and I think HoH gave up on this thread...
that, or he started it so he could come back the next day just to see how many people actually posted that information, he having no intention of guessing our weights. Or at least, that's what I would do If I had a huge, muscularly diverse right hand...

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
With a scrawny head?
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Originally posted by rubberjaw30
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there there...
wolves like the fat bunnies...
it'll all be over soon enough...
shhhhhh, there there. go to sleep now...
Awww, thanks man. 🙂

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Originally posted by cadwah
30, 6', Pepparoni pizza with extra cheese.
Mmmm... the spirits are talking to me... extra cheese.... Jesus....tubby... just how many folds can a person have in their knees... 186... yes, 196lbs.

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Originally posted by Sargent Carpface
13, (Im 5 foot 8) Fish sticks. Fresh. Milk.
Christ you're scrawny...153lbs... and eating fish sticks with milk is $@%$%^ing nasty. You're mother is obviously a whore.

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Originally posted by mrjonesvich321
sloppy joes (do people from other continents know wut that is?)
No idea.

We do the metric system which makes me 1.80 meters tall, I am 24 years old and I ate toast last night. Good luck.

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Originally posted by ih8sens
16, 6Foot, 250 ML (1 cup) of grape juice and a reasonably large bowl of Kraft Dinner (mac. n cheeze 🙂)

... just to make ur guess a little easier... I also biked to a friends several miles away, taking me an hour... as well as played street hockey for 2+ hours... and I work out 😛

now guess 🙂.
Well biking over to your friends house for a little sweaty, pre hockey butt sex does not necessarily make you skinny... my spiritual guides see a fat tubster lurking inside a kid in decent shape... you'll be a total porker by 30... especially if you keep snorting down entire boxes of KD... your self esteem is in the crapper... I predict that you'll blow your brains out at 31. 183 lbs.

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Originally posted by mrjonesvich321
17 years old
6'4
three babies for dinner

no i'm kidding i actually had sloppy joes (do people from other continents know wut that is?)
O suh-weet Jesus you're a tubby SOB. Oink! Christ, when was the last time you took a shower you stinky bastard? 264lbs of pasty white fat folds... #$%^ is that an oreo cookie trapped in one of your folds? You disgust me.

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Originally posted by Asthereal
No idea.

We do the metric system which makes me 1.80 meters tall, I am 24 years old and I ate toast last night. Good luck.
Loser... er, sorry... 220lbs of pug ugly... toast with what? A bucket of lard? Mooooooo! Jesus, don't go to the beach you hog, nobody wants to see that... are you completely hairless?... oh Christ, that's your ass... damn spirits.

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