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How long does the average man last in bed?

How long does the average man last in bed?

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@drewnogal said
I grew up with three. They’re known for exaggerating about the size of the one that got away.
I have a friend, whose wife built a canoe (🛶), she insisted was a 12 footer... It was actually only 6 feet.🤔

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@great-big-stees said
I have a friend, whose wife built a canoe (🛶), she insisted was a 12 footer... It was actually only 6 feet.🤔
So you measured it while she wasn’t looking?

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@drewnogal said
So you measured it while she wasn’t looking?
I actually paddled with her...in it and said that her sense of measurement was...well incorrect (off by half) . She said that she got her measuring skills from her husband.🤔

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@very-rusty said
I think I used the P word in answer to you, so got post removed.

A Nurse once said that 20 minutes is all that was needed which doubles what you said.


-VR
There are those who need more and those who need less, that's why it's an average.

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@drewnogal said
I grew up with three. They’re known for exaggerating about the size of the one that got away.
Ahhh, yes, I get it now. 🙂

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@suzianne said
There are those who need more and those who need less, that's why it's an average.
There are a couple of people in this thread who seem to be struggling with understanding averages; Eladar was the other one I noticed. We all like to think we are outliers I suppose.

On a side note, I notice that no one voted for 0-30 seconds.

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@drewnogal said
I’m a bit confused. Are we voting from the moment the 12 o’clock position is reached?
Prefer the 9 o’clock position myself.

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@trev33 said
Prefer the 9 o’clock position myself.
🙂
I’ve given it serious thought and voted in a way that more reflects an average of men the whole world over.

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@drewnogal said
🙂
I’ve given it serious thought and voted in a way that more reflects an average of men the whole world over.
You’ve been with men the whole world over? I thought I got around 😂

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@trev33 said
You’ve been with men the whole world over? I thought I got around 😂
Well I never would have expected that of her. 😲 Now you are a horse of a different colour.🤔🙊

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@velns said
There are a couple of people in this thread who seem to be struggling with understanding averages; Eladar was the other one I noticed. We all like to think we are outliers I suppose.

On a side note, I notice that no one voted for 0-30 seconds.
I think I may have missed the word average.

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@velns said


On a side note, I notice that no one voted for 0-30 seconds.
I am very sorry to hear of your issues!

-VR

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I have thought about and if I do not drink too much before going to sleep, I can go 8 to 10 hours before having to get out of bed.

Most nights, about 4 hours.

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@eladar said
I have thought about and if I do not drink too much before going to sleep, I can go 8 to 10 hours before having to get out of bed.

Most nights, about 4 hours.
Are you 16 or 17? 🙂

My apology to 16 or 17 year old's on the site, you would get what is being talked about.

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8 hours...I might get up for a piss.

(has anyone made this joke yet? I never checked)

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