How to make America less safe

Originally posted by sonhouse
Yeah, that's why I take in 85K a year, inspecting donuts. You asssholes, you embarrass yourselves with your age prejudice bullshyte. You want to find out how senile I am, challenge me to a game here. Do you know what an ion implanter is, without googling it? Do you know what a RF activated plasma is? Since as it turns out, I work in those fields and have fo ...[text shortened]... you play your age bias games.

Just remember, you are the one with the pitiful chess ratings.

If you wanted a dick measuring contest, why didn't you say so?

Here are the ground rules:

1. Have one

Welp, so much for that game!
Anything else you might do better in?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
If you wanted a dick measuring contest, why didn't you say so?

Here are the ground rules:

1. Have one

Once you assuredly have a dick travel to Alexandrai for the Summer Solstice.
Now the hard part:
measure the shadow cast by your erect dick . (maybe thinking of the Donald will help)

The rest is easy to calculate the circumference of the Earth.
(You can use Google Earth for the distance between Aswan & Alexandria)

Originally posted by sonhouse
You want to find out how senile I am, challenge me to a game here.

I challenge you to a game of who can pee without having to wait 5 minutes before the pee starts coming out

Originally posted by Seitse
I challenge you to a game of who can pee without having to wait 5 minutes before the pee starts coming out

You have your two favourite web sites confused.

This is not www.water_sports_for_the_inadequate.com

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
If you wanted a dick measuring contest, why didn't you say so?

Here are the ground rules:

1. Have one

Welp, so much for that game!
Anything else you might do better in?

Your prejudice is showing quite clearly. Ignore my comments about your ageist crap but instead bring up a pisssing contest, which you would assuredly lose if you actually had the guts to challenge me, even unrated. Other people have already noticed.