Originally posted by PhlabibitI would admit to my hero being a teenaged LARP player with a fat ginger girlfriend too but I just have too much dignity for that.
I can picture him riding in on his Sanctimonious High Horse named Elitist. He wears shining armor with +6 bonus to Give A Damn rolls and wields a +9 Two Handed Sword of FACTZ.
You just rolled a Two he says with a stern look on his face. You become pwnd.
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