Originally posted by PalynkaIts like a mini assistant, half the size twice the kicks, none of the pay.
What do you need a midget for?
Plus, it can be a handy waist height portable table for resting drinks / purse / shopping / keys / misc other on, provides hours of comic relief if you make them dress up and just because I think midgets are kinda cool in the "scares the fk out me" way.
Originally posted by NatsiaI'm partial to a Igor-like deformed assistant myself.
Its like a mini assistant, half the size twice the kicks, none of the pay.
Plus, it can be a handy waist height portable table for resting drinks / purse / shopping / keys / misc other on, provides hours of comic relief if you make them dress up and just because I think midgets are kinda cool in the "scares the fk out me" way.
Originally posted by PalynkaHmmm... Midget is all the deformity I can handle.
I'm partial to a Igor-like deformed assistant myself.
Although it would be awesome to scream "Pull the leaver" on a stormy night to be answered by "yeth mather" and the crackle of lighting followed by the applause of thunder.
Originally posted by NatsiaExactly. Let me know if you ever get horribly deformed in a radioactive accident.
Hmmm... Midget is all the deformity I can handle.
Although it would be awesome to scream "Pull the leaver" on a stormy night to be answered by "yeth mather" and the crackle of lighting followed by the applause of thunder.
This goes for all of you.