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I think my BIG CAT is hungry

I think my BIG CAT is hungry

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They told me BIG CATS don't make good pets, and shouldn't be kept locked in the living room. And how was I to know that Cheetos and Mountain Dew was not an appropriate BIG CAT diet?

Anyway, he jumped through the window. There's a lot of screaming across the neighborhood.

Any ideas?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
They told me BIG CATS don't make good pets, and shouldn't be kept locked in the living room. And how was I to know that Cheetos and Mountain Dew was not an appropriate BIG CAT diet?

Anyway, he jumped through the window. There's a lot of screaming across the neighborhood.

Any ideas?
There's a BIG CAT on the front of the Cheetos bag. I don't think he eats anything else. It must be the Mountain Dew. Try giving him Diet Coke instead.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
There's a BIG CAT on the front of the Cheetos bag. I don't think he eats anything else. It must be the Mountain Dew. Try giving him Diet Coke instead.
But make sure it's Caffeine Free, or the body-count (and therefore the compensation bill) will triple.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
They told me BIG CATS don't make good pets, and shouldn't be kept locked in the living room. And how was I to know that Cheetos and Mountain Dew was not an appropriate BIG CAT diet?

Anyway, he jumped through the window. There's a lot of screaming across the neighborhood.

Any ideas?
Tell yer negbors to shadap and die like a man... jez...

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He came back in this morning and no longer appears to be hungry. I think he found something to eat.

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How big is he?

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My mouse keeps making a clicking noise.

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Originally posted by CliffLandin
How big is he?
600 pounds

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Originally posted by RookRAK
600 pounds
Wow, that's a big cat. I guess a can of Friskies just won't cut it.

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Originally posted by CliffLandin
Wow, that's a big cat. I guess a can of Friskies just won't cut it.
Just an average size for a Siberian Tiger, I did say he was a BIG CAT, not a big cat. A very key difference at RHP.

He's clawed the hell out of my furniture.

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If he's jumped out of your window and left, simply deny all responsibility. And if there are any witnesses who saw him in your house, feed them to him.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
My mouse keeps making a clicking noise.
He probably swallowed a switch. You'll have to cook him and eat him until he learns his lesson.

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Originally posted by CliffLandin
Wow, that's a big cat. I guess a can of Friskies just won't cut it.
There's only one thing that will satisfy a hunger that big - Hungry Man dinners! Wait, there's one other thing that might do it, but it's never been tried before. It's not even at the experimental drawing board stage yet, it's just the gleam in some repressed scientists frontal lobe right now. Of course, I'm speaking of...

...of...

...of...

a Turducken.
😲😲😲

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Originally posted by PBE6
He probably swallowed a switch. You'll have to cook him and eat him until he learns his lesson.
I already did that with a nice garlic sauce but it's still clicking in my stomache which really cramps my style.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
I already did that with a nice garlic sauce but it's still clicking in my stomache which really cramps my style.
And he still hasn't learned his lesson? Well, he's just being obstinate now. Send him to Congo for the remainder of their next civil war, and see how much he likes switches then.

Sincerely,
PBE6, B.M.P, M.M.P, Ph.D(M.P)
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