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14 Oct 13
Originally posted by ChessPraxisThat's why I come to these threads... I can be idle and pretend to be doing something at the same time.
Devil's workshop
This must be the place!
Multitasking for Idiots is a helpful guide
... or would be a helpful guide, but a procrastinator was put in charge of writing it
Originally posted by ChessPraxisLittle known fact: It was an Irish cowboy who was responsible for the en passant move.
CP's history of Irish people.
A few Limeys decided to move elsewhere and not be so snobbish.
A wealthy French businessman was traveling through the old west, and he visited a tavern at one of his stops. He noticed two cowboys engaged in a game of chess so he went over to observe. One of them pushed his pawn two squares to avoid his opponents pawn, and this made the opponent (the Irish cowboy) very angry. He was heard to say "I'm taking you on, piss ant!", and he took the first fellows pawn and placed his own pawn on the square the first fellows pawn would have been if the first fellow (not an Irish cowboy) had only moved one square.
The Frenchman was so amused by this he told all his friends about it, and within a few years you could hear chess players all throughout France saying "I'm taking you en passant!" The original meaning was lost in translation, but it doesn't really matter... it all worked out for the betterment of the game.
17 Oct 13
Originally posted by lemon lime"5 Stars" lol
Little known fact: It was an Irish cowboy who was responsible for the en passant move.
One day a wealthy French businessman was traveling through the old west, and he visited a tavern at one of his stops. He noticed two cowboys engaged in a game of chess, so he went to observe. One of them pushed his pawn two squares to avoid his opponents pawn, ...[text shortened]... ost in translation, but that doesn't matter... it all worked out for the betterment of the game.
18 Oct 13
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Originally posted by lemon lime.... lemon lime, please realize that a third party bump within this forum is allowed on only one day each week:
*bump for Idleness=*
Come on you slackers! Get some fire in your belly and be [b]idle!
Do something useless for a change, and fritter your time away here. Otherwise this thread will die for lack of proactive disinterest.[/b]
on hump day, of course.
18 Oct 13
Originally posted by Grampy BobbySay what? I'm a third party bumper?
.... lemon lime, please realize that a third party bump within this forum is allowed on only one day each week:[hidden]on hump day, of course.[/hidden]
I'm assuming CP is the first party, but if I'm only a third party bumper then who qualifies as a second party bumper? And let's not forget the bumperettes... just because they are women there is no reason to exclude them.
18 Oct 13
Originally posted by lemon limeYou win.
Say what? I'm a third party bumper?
I'm assuming CP is the first party, but if I'm only a third party bumper then who qualifies as a second party bumper? And let's not forget the bumperettes... just because they are women there is no reason to exclude them.
