If you had a hammer...

Originally posted by duecer
if I had a hammer, I'de nail a duck's feet to the floor

Pete Seeger.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I have a hammer, but I have never used it for that purpose.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Would you hammer out love between your bothers and sisters, ahh all over this la aaaa and?

Originally posted by SMSBear716
what kind of hammer?

Originally posted by SMSBear716
what kind of hammer?

Originally posted by duecer
eastwing framing hammer

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Would you hammer out love between your bothers and sisters, ahh all over this la aaaa and?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
Teacher gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sce, e, e, ene,

She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be
So, o, o, o.."

But when she turns her back on the boy,
He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver h ...[text shortened]...
Came down upon her head.
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.

Originally posted by sonhouse
ever hear of Peter, Paul, and Mary?

if I had a hammer I would find a sickle and conquer the whole world as an intoxicated communist warrior.

Originally posted by schakuhr
if I had a hammer I would find a sickle and conquer the whole world as an intoxicated communist warrior.

I like my hammer on rye with horseradish mustard with a cold beer to wash it down, unless your talking about your sister of course, and then I'd want the hammer in clean sheets and a warm water-bed.

Ah to nail another's sis, then have her make a sandwich and bring a beer, the best of both worlds. 😀

Am I the only one that gets annoyed when people that are so-so song writers take credit for well known singer song writers' songs? Pete Seeger didn't care but he was victim of this. Townes Van Zandt (Pancho & Lefty for example) is another. etc.

Of course "song writers" expect this sort of thing, but it bugs me when it happens to the singer/song writers. I know, I know...that's life.

but still 😠