If you had to choose...

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm old fashioned that way and would unleash Mistah Resistah on him.

To quote SJ: "?"

Originally posted by Sunburnt
To quote SJ

Ohhhhh, just stop. 😵

Originally posted by Sunburnt
To quote SJ: "?"

Mistah Resistah is my pet name for my pant hammer.

To paraphrase Kirksey, "Ladies, there's more than enough of Mistah Resitah to go around. No need to crowd."

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Mistah Resistah is my pet name for my pant hammer.

Mister Decyster. Ew.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm old fashioned that way and would unleash Mistah Resistah on him.

Just keep "sister blister" in your pants where she belongs.

Originally posted by Red Night
Just keep "sister blister" in your pants where she belongs.

He yearns for your pock marked, pasty white, saggy ass.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. Both of course.
2. I'll send you the pictures. (Along these lines, ever see The Heathers with Christian Slater and What's Her Face?)

I just thought of something...what would happen, if this actually happened and you had no alibi? Utt-O

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
He yearns for your pock marked, pasty white, saggy ass.

I feel like I'm on one of those Sally Jesse Raphael secret crush shows