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I'm beginning to doubt my charisma

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Originally posted by EmLasker
I know this isn't match.com, but this is where I usually express my heart-sunken grievances.

Everytime I look myself in the mirror, I say, "that's not a bad looking face".

However, in reality, I have hardly gotten any stares from any girls (incl. the "average" looking ones) in my school (University). Then everytime I tries to add a girl that I'm inter ...[text shortened]... ould I give it a bit more time? I'm 19 years and 6 1/2 months old if that's good info.
Seen you, or somewhat know you. That doesnt sound very convincing.
I think there are two types of people on facebook. 1 is the sad types that try to get as many 'friends' as possible (why? bcoz its cool!). 2 are people who actually use facebook for friends only, or at least people they know enough/well.
The girls you are interested in are probably type 2. Hence Palynka's advice was good. Forget facebook, internet is not a decent way to get in contact with girls (not if you are young anyways). The threshold might be lower to 'talk' to them, but you have to learn the real life too.
Smile at girls, talk to them, you might make a fool of yourself a couple of times but in the end your experience will grow and you will know it will be worth it.
Happy shagging🙂

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Originally posted by zozozozo
I think there are two types of people on facebook.
Oh, I forgot about type 3.
3. Creepy old people who desperatly try to get other people to cut themselves:p

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Originally posted by EmLasker
I know this isn't match.com, but this is where I usually express my heart-sunken grievances.

Everytime I look myself in the mirror, I say, "that's not a bad looking face".

However, in reality, I have hardly gotten any stares from any girls (incl. the "average" looking ones) in my school (University). Then everytime I tries to add a girl that I'm inter ...[text shortened]... ould I give it a bit more time? I'm 19 years and 6 1/2 months old if that's good info.
Apparently randomly inviting hot girls you don't know to be your "friend" on Facebook is as effective at leading to social engagement as being revoltingly drunk at a party and asking someone you've never met if they "fancy a shag"

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Sheesh, these new generations, my goodness...

What the hell happened to the ol' practice of going to pubs, having a few pints to build uo courage, and approaching chicks while burping and drying the beer off the lips with the back of the hand?

The horror. The horror!

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Originally posted by EmLasker
I know this isn't match.com, but this is where I usually express my heart-sunken grievances.

Everytime I look myself in the mirror, I say, "that's not a bad looking face".

However, in reality, I have hardly gotten any stares from any girls (incl. the "average" looking ones) in my school (University). Then everytime I tries to add a girl that I'm inter ...[text shortened]... ould I give it a bit more time? I'm 19 years and 6 1/2 months old if that's good info.
Just be yourself, and women will love you.
Wait, that works for me because I'm a stud.
Sorry can't help you man.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Sheesh, these new generations, my goodness...

What the hell happened to the ol' practice of going to pubs, having a few pints to build uo courage, and approaching chicks while burping and drying the beer off the lips with the back of the hand?

The horror. The horror!
underage drinking, here i come!

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Originally posted by EmLasker
underage drinking, here i come!
Be responsible. Drink legally. Move to Europe.

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ANSWER ME!~

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Originally posted by EmLasker
underage drinking, here i come!
Remember, no matter how old you are, there's a country in the world where mostly everything is legal for people your age.

Just find out which countries and then pretend you are there.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
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Wow😲
Easy with your feminine side please;o

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Originally posted by zozozozo
Oh, I forgot about type 3.
3. Creepy old people who desperatly try to get other people to cut themselves:p
A little body modification never hurt anyone. I once cut both my ear lobes off and surgically affixed them to my cheeks. At the time i was not aware that ear lobes continue to grow as you get older. I now must roll them up and pin them to my eyelids in order to eat an ice cream cone.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by EmLasker
I know this isn't match.com, but this is where I usually express my heart-sunken grievances.

Everytime I look myself in the mirror, I say, "that's not a bad looking face".

However, in reality, I have hardly gotten any stares from any girls (incl. the "average" looking ones) in my school (University). Then everytime I tries to add a girl that I'm inter ...[text shortened]... ould I give it a bit more time? I'm 19 years and 6 1/2 months old if that's good info.
Jebus. You've ruined your chances already by trying to be the creepy guy that uses facebook to make friends with people. You should have at least talked to them first. You could have gone to a party or a pub and chatted with them for a minute or two first.

But, now you have no hope. You are blacklisted. The girls all talk to each other and they've all warned each other to stay away from the creepy internet stalker.

You might as well change programs and/or schools because now you couldn't laid in that school even if you were a carpet.

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Originally posted by smw6869
A little body modification never hurt anyone. I once cut both my ear lobes off and surgically affixed them to my cheeks. At the time i was not aware that ear lobes continue to grow as you get older. I now must roll them up and pin them to my eyelids in order to eat an ice cream cone.

GRANNY.
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/18/633678862466542786-bodymodification.jpg

Good story tho. Got any other interesting modifications?

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