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From: sussy55
Date: Apr 15 2007 08:38
Subject: From : Sussy Kamara


From : Sussy Kamara
Note:please reply to my private e-mail box below: ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr )

Urgent / Assistance
Hello Dear,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or written before.

Afer you receive this mail kindly contact me on my private e.mail contact below. introducing myself, I am Sussy Kamara, the Only Daughter of the late Mr and Mrs Dikko Kamara, my father was a gold and cocoa mercahnt based in accra, ghana and Abidjan (Ivory Coast), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips. before the death of my father on 29th june 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan.

He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of usd $6.5M ( Six Million Five Hundred Thousand U.s ), deposited in a suspence account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan Ivory Coast, that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of kin in depositing of the fund.

1) To assist me in retriving this money from the bank.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit in your country moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas.

E-mail address above ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr ) Anticipating to hear from you soon.

Awaiting your reply immediate and God bless.
Regards

Sussy Kamara.

Please reply to my private email box below: ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr )



The rest of you back off! I'm first!

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Originally posted by dweezil
From: sussy55
Date: Apr 15 2007 08:38
Subject: From : Sussy Kamara


From : Sussy Kamara
Note:please reply to my private e-mail box below: ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr )

Urgent / Assistance
Hello Dear,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have ...[text shortened]... ate email box below: ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr )



The rest of you back off! I'm first!
I'll do it for 10 per cent!

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Originally posted by Rene-Claude
I'll do it for 10 per cent!

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I said take a hike!
I know this is for real, I just got another message.

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Originally posted by dweezil
I said take a hike!
I know this is for real, I just got another message.
I already sent her a message and she says she really fancies me. I'm checking out the flights right now.

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Message No. 419
it was just like a scene in an intrigue film
and I'm still not convinced that it wasn't for real

This isn't intended for me, I don't think.
It's a missive from the edge of despair, I mean brink
of total desperation; the communication therein
says her hopes for survival are slim
and she's writing to the Front, though we've yet to meet,
with a confidential matter cause she's heard I'm discreet.
And the urgency of her request for my aid
is matched by the depth of the trust she displayed.
"Don't betray me like our oil minister did, staged a coup
and I'm about to flee Nigeria soon
but I'll never make it out," she says, with twenty million
three hundred twenty thousand US dollars that are still in
her possession. She embezzled them, I guess.
Look, I don't really know her so uh... that's none of my business.
She's the LADY MARYAM ABACHA, deposed.
These days can't even get her caps-lock key unfroze
but yo, something 'bout a widow in distress
(with 20 million dollars hidden in a metal chest)
softened up the Frontalot's heart no doubt
so I hit the reply button, tell her I can help her out.

She writes me back: DEAR FRONTALOT, UNITED STATES...
she acts so thankful. A bank full of money awaits!
And I hate delays so I'm quick to turn around
with my full name and the number to my checking account
and the scan of my license to drive an automobile
and my passport number proving Frontalot's for real!
Then I'll meet the money in Stockholm, ain't gonna walk home,
think I'll retire to the south of Spain and sip gazpacho.
Not so quick, there's a little problem.
LADY A apparently had difficulty running all them
numbers I give her, but look, the fake ID's my only one
and that's a real passport, I got it off usenet and checked,
I'm not dumb. I'm not some idiot
who's about to lose your money for you, quicker than I'm getting it
and of course my bank balance is negative, whose isn't?
That's why I need your 20% money laundering commission.
And I'm wishing I could talk about this further with you but I can't.
I just got an email from DR. UBUGU of Chad.
He's got a hundred and seventy-seven million in a bag.
I feel I got to help him 'cause his story is so sad.

it was just like a scene in an intrigue film
and I'm still not convinced that it wasn't for real

- MC Frontalot

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Originally posted by dweezil
From: sussy55
Date: Apr 15 2007 08:38
Subject: From : Sussy Kamara


From : Sussy Kamara
Note:please reply to my private e-mail box below: ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr )

Urgent / Assistance
Hello Dear,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have ...[text shortened]... ate email box below: ( sussan_kamara2007@yahoo.fr )



The rest of you back off! I'm first!
Hey, I said no publicity!

http://tinyurl.com/27wfpr

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How did they get your email address? A mailing list or a forum online?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Hey, I said no publicity!

http://tinyurl.com/27wfpr
You're jealous. Quit being a buzzkill!

Here's the pic I got. The girl of my dreams!

http://tinyurl.com/2ablww

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Originally posted by z00t
How did they get your email address? A mailing list or a forum online?
Right here. Of all the RHP'ers, I'm the chosen one!

User 356549

Seitse
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Irish flag.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Irish flag.
That's not an Irish flag. It's the Ivory Coast.

Ragnorak
For RHP addons...

tinyurl.com/yssp6g

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Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
That's not an Irish flag. It's the Ivory Coast.
LOL.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
LOL.

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If it isn't the busybody, making off-topic posts.

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Originally posted by dweezil
Right here. Of all the RHP'ers, I'm the chosen one!

User 356549
No kidding, these spammers are now joining the site?

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