I'm starting a cult

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

General

21 Jan 15

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
How tall is he ?

As tall as you need it to be.

Girth is also important. Very much indeed.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by moonbus
Can I be a cardinal? I like red hats.

I like linux.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Do we have to sacrifice anything?

And how many virgins do we get for good behaviour?

We shall sacrifice our normality, yeah. Or, do you
fancy beheading some goats or stuff like that?

I mean, we can do it, yeah, as long as we grill them
later... for... er... spiritual reasons, right? With BBQ
sauce.

Nobody gets virgins. Virginity is actually anathema to
the cult. All cherries must be popped.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by Suzianne
A sure sign of the Apocalypse.

You're already fitting in. Welcome!

redbadger

Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

Joined: 09 Jun 14
Moves: 10079

22 Jan 15

-1

Originally posted by Seitse
Who's in?

You have always been a CU-T

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by redbadger
You have always been a CU-T

So it all makes sense. See?

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by Seitse
Nobody gets virgins. Virginity is actually anathema to
the cult. All cherries must be popped.

Who's doing the popping?

I take it that is part of the initiation ceremony?

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Who's doing the popping?

I take it that is part of the initiation ceremony?

I am.

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

Joined: 19 Apr 10
Moves: 55013

22 Jan 15

I started a cult a few years back it's grown tremendously over the past decade. It's very rewarding. We worship bacon.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

22 Jan 15

Originally posted by Seitse
I am.

I'm out.
:'(

JS357

Joined: 29 Dec 08
Moves: 6788

23 Jan 15

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I started a cult a few years back it's grown tremendously over the past decade. It's very rewarding. We worship bacon.

Hmmm. Bacon? Virgins. Bacon? Virgins.

Bacon!

On to round 2.

Harps? Bacon...

ChessPraxis

Cowboy From Hell

American West

Joined: 19 Apr 10
Moves: 55013

23 Jan 15

Originally posted by JS357
Hmmm. Bacon? Virgins. Bacon? Virgins.

Bacon!

On to round 2.

Harps? Bacon...

Don't mock our religion or the Lard will smite thee. 😕

JS357

Joined: 29 Dec 08
Moves: 6788

23 Jan 15

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Don't mock our religion or the Lard will smite thee. 😕

Are you a Crispyite or a Chewyite?

caissad4

Child of the Novelty

San Antonio, Texas

Joined: 08 Mar 04
Moves: 618778

23 Jan 15

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I started a cult a few years back it's grown tremendously over the past decade. It's very rewarding. We worship bacon.

Ahh, bacon, eggs, and hash browns, the holy trinity.

moonbus

Über-Nerd (emeritus)

Joined: 31 May 12
Moves: 8703

23 Jan 15

Originally posted by JS357

On to round 2.

Beer and pizza, Saturdays. Solemn occasion. Very solemn.