Interview the person above you

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
How long does it take to clip your toenails?

Two weddings and a picnic.

What I did on the weekend

I'm the daddy

Originally posted by RSMA1234
What I did on the weekend

I'm the daddy

What does your mum say to you?

Yes.

Originally posted by abejnood
Did you eat my sh*t?


Who cares?

exactly

Who da man?

Originally posted by Vladamir no1
exactly

Who da man?

Bob.

Idiot

Originally posted by Bad Wolf
idiot

can you even spell idiom?

i refuse to comment...

Originally posted by Jusuh
can you even spell idiom?

i refuse to comment...

Do you 'touch' other men.

I disagree.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Do you 'touch' other men.

I disagree.

My one is bigger then your one !!!

Vikings ruled England

Originally posted by RSMA1234
My one is bigger then your one !!!

Vikings ruled England

What clang wore little red skirts and ruled the land of uk

It was blue with pink spots

Originally posted by Vivaldi
What clang wore little red skirts and ruled the land of uk

It was blue with pink spots

What colour t-shirt do you usually wear?

On top.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
What colour t-shirt do you usually wear?

On top.

What is Ivana's surname ?

Wet and sticky

Originally posted by RSMA1234
What is Ivana's surname ?

Wet and sticky

How do you like your snot sir ?

cough cough cough cough!

Originally posted by Jay Peatea
How do you like your snot sir ?

cough cough cough cough!

Let's go over this one more time. If my folks walk in on us and see me with my hand in your nether-regions cupping your testicles, what will you do?

(Sorry, that's the best I could do with the material given to me)

I was born that way and I'll thank you not to stare.

Originally posted by darvlay
Let's go over this one more time. If my folks walk in on us and see me with my hand in your nether-regions cupping your testicles, what will you do?

(Sorry, that's the best I could do with the material given to me)

I was born that way and I'll thank you not to stare.

Is that a nob on your head?

😵

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Is that a nob on your head?

😵

Have you been sniffing laughing gas again ?

Hallelujah!