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Ironman smiled as i walked in the room, giving me the once over with that leering look on his face. He kind of writhed his hands, smiled and said "Hi I'm Ironman the best that ever was" and offered my his hand. i reached out and gave it a firm shake. It seems like he didn't want the session to end. i retrieved my hand, still noticing that warped smile on his face. He said "Hey. I have something to tell you?!" and reached down to grab my....

...keys because i dropped them on the floor, by accident of course.

"Thanks" i said, speaking in measured tones...

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======== The End ========

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LOL!

Perfect.

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Should I close this to 'seal the deal'?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Should I close this to 'seal the deal'?

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Please Uncle Phil!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Please Uncle Phil!
I feel a drawing coming on...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I feel a drawing coming on...

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Do your worst sucker!

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hmmmm. i thought this thing would take off like a bottlerocket.

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Originally posted by eldragonfly
hmmmm. i thought this thing would take off like a bottlerocket.
I think the thread turned out better than anyone could have imagined.

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Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

😞😞😞

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

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He may be an ass, but he is an original and sometimes witty ass.

I think he spoke for many who are suffering from IronMan fatigue and just don't want to discuss him any more, in whatever form.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

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As much as I enjoy being called a simpleton by someone I've never spoken to before, I'd really rather read Bowmann's posts than a lot of others. This thread was doomed to failure from its conception, if you can't see that then perhaps you should address your particular brand of humour. When you learn how to be half as amusing as him, feel free to have a go at posting something. Until that day, you'd really be helping me out if you'd keep your hands away from the keyboard. Cheers.

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Originally posted by Starrman
As much as I enjoy being called a simpleton by someone I've never spoken to before, I'd really rather read Bowmann's posts than a lot of others. This thread was doomed to failure from its conception, if you can't see that then perhaps you should address your particular brand of humour. When you learn how to be half as amusing as him, feel free to hav ...[text shortened]... day, you'd really be helping me out if you'd keep your hands away from the keyboard. Cheers.
Half as amusing, or half as misogynistic? Damn, some people's kids...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Half as amusing, or half as misogynistic? Damn, some people's kids...
You think he's a misogynist because you happen to take the point of his barbs from time to time? Trust me, he lays his line of fire fairly wide.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Why do you simpletons continue to give recs to Bowmann for being an ass? This could have been a good thread but no, Bowmann has to kill it. Except for all the morons saying "Yohoho... good job, mate".

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You're dealing with people who frequent a chess web site all day and night. Is it really that hard to believe our definition of humour and wit is a middle aged, smelly englishman who demands the finer points of the english language be upheld and yet clearly never leaves his computer lair long enough to partake in a conversation with a real-life, breathing human-being? In fact, my sources suggest he is doing time in the Doncaster Charver Holding Facility for making adult films without the correct permit.

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