12 Aug 14
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Originally posted by SuzianneIt's o.k., darling, fingers boxes are not for everybody.
So, basically, it's a whole lot of nothing.
I thought you had the kind of adventurous spirit required
for such a treat, but, as said, this is like opera: either you
love it madly or you completely reject it. No mid point.
12 Aug 14
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And anyone trying out a finger box for the first time is advised to first read the instructions. You don't want to go throughout life with a box permanently stuck on your finger... or maybe you do, I don't know. But here's what I do know, if all else fails follow the the instructions.
13 Aug 14
Originally posted by wolfgang59I've heard of people who decided not to read the manual
I wouldn't say that, I'd place it in between fencing and football.
But it uses up less wood than fencing and has less national variants than football.
carefully and, as a consequence, tried to use it as a sex
doll and ended up in ER.
14 Aug 14
Originally posted by SeitseI found it. It's on pg 379. It's a statement releasing the finger box co. from liability.
I've heard of people who decided not to read the manual
carefully and, as a consequence, tried to use it as a sex
doll and ended up in ER.
The finger box co. is not liable for accidents resulting from improper use of the finger box... blah blah blah... encourages common sense when using the box for non-finger/finger-hole interaction... yada yada yada... more blah blahs... something about it being a teeny weeny hole so don't even think about it unless you have a teeny weeny... some more common sense advice to avoid accidents... I'm on page 401 now... here's something about the warranty... hmmm, it appears there is no warranty to speak of... the box loses half of its value after purchase and leaves the store...