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The American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied, "Only a little while." The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?" The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs." The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?" The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life." The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise." The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?" To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years." "But what then?" asked the Mexican. The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions." "Millions?...Then what?" The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."
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LOL - Good story = Seriously though another reason should be tuna are overfished as it is. They take 4 years to sexa=ually mature and a lot of them aren't making that far.

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Yes but most of us work long and hard for little pay.

Not me. Collage, not much work.

The most relaxed people I know live with there parents and work two day's a week to support hobbys. When there perants die who knows what they will do?

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It was the naration for a British advert last year.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Yes but most of us work long and hard for little pay.

Not me. Collage, not much work.

The most relaxed people I know live with there parents and work two day's a week to support hobbys. When there perants die who knows what they will do?
Move in with brothers or sisters and live off them?

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Move in with brothers or sisters and live off them?
Seen Shaun of the Dead?

Ed was like the people I know.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Seen Shaun of the Dead?

Ed was like the people I know.
can they do orangutang impressions?

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Originally posted by rhb
can they do orangutang impressions?
No, but my mate Shane has a gap in his front teeth which can hold a ciggaret.

However he now lives in a council flat and works as a traffic warden.

So maby dosent count.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Yes but most of us work long and hard for little pay.

Not me. Collage, not much work.

The most relaxed people I know live with there parents and work two day's a week to support hobbys. When there perants die who knows what they will do?
I'll have you know a good collage takes a lot of work. With all the pasting and cutting and so on.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I'll have you know a good collage takes a lot of work. With all the pasting and cutting and so on.
I do art media and english. A level.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
I do art media and english. A level.
whoosh! what was that that just whizzed over my head?

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9 edits is his custom title.
Also as far as I know A level is the last year of high school not college and certainly not collage.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
9 edits is his custom title.
Also as far as I know A level is the last year of high school not college and certainly not collage.
LOL.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
9 edits is his custom title.
Also as far as I know A level is the last year of high school not college and certainly not collage.
huh? what do you mean? <erases evidence and prepares plausible denial>😉

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Originally posted by dfm65
huh? what do you mean? <erases evidence and prepares plausible denial>😉
Darn I forgot to quote you to foil possible edit and denial.

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