King/Queen of the World

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'

what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?

1. Put woman back in the kitchen where they belong.

2. Put everybody back in the country they were born in

3. Take from the rich and give to the working class..kill the poor people

4. Make sure the people at fast food restaurants have a college education..there is NO reason those F'ing morons cant get the order right

5. Make the public school system optional..if you want to learn.. fine.. if you want to be stupid and end up poor...see #3

6. Make it illegal to mention President Lincoln's name...he really messed things up for the USA (if you know what I mean)

...to be cont.

Originally posted by duecer
1) a national holiday celebrating my goodness
2) FIDE must send a master, or better, daily to instruct me in chess
3) all hot women between 18 and 35 must not cover more than 25% of their bodies while in public .
4) the Sienfeld cast will resume shooting episodes immediatly
5) people living within 1.5 miles of work, must walk to work, if within 3 miles , ...[text shortened]... m starting threads about himself
10) declare chocolate cake a healthy substitute for vegetables

duecer would be my co-ruler...with a couple modifications

#3 (all hot women between 18 and 35 must not cover more than 25% of their bodies while in public) I hereby decree 13-30.

#7 (more zombie movies) I hereby decree only quality movies like Dumb and Dumber be made from now on.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Now how on Earth do you know that?
You don't think the dude who paid for the Venus de Milo (at that time) wasn't thinking of boobies and naked women?

You don't think Rubens was turned on by fat women?

What makes you so sure that what you think is porn now, won't be art in the future?
In the 60's there were films made of naked women and men play ...[text shortened]... channel.

I think you're hung up on ancient beliefs, false morals and phoney arrogance.

Even if the dude who paid for the Venus de Milo was thinking of boobies and naked woman that doesn't take away from the artistic value of it and it is for more than to elicit sexual desire. Anyways if I was ruler its what I would do...do you have to argue about it? I mean what would you do about it if I was ruler of the world?

Originally posted by tomtom232
Even if the dude who paid for the Venus de Milo was thinking of boobies and naked woman that doesn't take away from the artistic value of it and it is for more than to elicit sexual desire. Anyways if I was ruler its what I would do...do you have to argue about it? I mean what would you do about it if I was ruler of the world?

Kill you most likely, by the sounds of it.
Maybe rape your wife.

Why?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Kill you most likely, by the sounds of it.
Maybe rape your wife.

Why?

lol! Fair enough.

Originally posted by epic0002
duecer would be my co-ruler...with a couple modifications

#3 (all hot women between 18 and 35 must not cover more than 25% of their bodies while in public) I hereby decree 13-30.

#7 (more zombie movies) I hereby decree only quality movies like Dumb and Dumber be made from now on.

Truly offended by #3.

Originally posted by epic0002
1. Put woman back in the kitchen where they belong.

2. Put everybody back in the country they were born in

3. Take from the rich and give to the working class..kill the poor people

4. Make sure the people at fast food restaurants have a college education..there is NO reason those F'ing morons cant get the order right

5. Make the public school sy ...[text shortened]... ln's name...he really messed things up for the USA (if you know what I mean)

...to be cont.

I keep looking at number six and I can't think of any interpretation other than your thinking the abolition of slavery was wrong. Then again, if you also think it's OK to look at nearly undressed 13-year-olds, it'd be hard to expect you to understand why slavery is wrong.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Truly offended by #3.

You wouldn't have been if you were hot 😛

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
If you were to become annointed as 'Ruler of The World'

what orders would be decreed on the first day of your reign?

I know you well
And I can tell
Something's on your mind
'Cos in your dreams
The demon screams
And I know he's going to hurt you blind

You say you hunger for something you can't get at all
And love is not enough anymore

If I was king for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
If I was king for just one day
I had just one thing to say
You know that love is
All we need to get us through

Diamond rings
And all those things
They never sparkle like your smile
And as for fame
It's just a name
That only satisfies you for a while

You say you hunger for something you can't get at all
And love is not enough anymore

If I was king for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
If I was king for just one day
I had just one thing to say
You know that love is
All we need to get us through

I've heard it said
Or maybe read
Only money makes the world go 'round
But all the gold
Won't heal your soul
If your world should tumble to the ground

You say you hunger for something you can't get at all
And love is not enough anymore

So listen,
Love is all, love is all, love is all we need
Love is all, love is all, love is all we need yeah.
Love is all, love is all, love is all we need
Love is all, love is all, love is all we need yeah.

If I was king for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
If I was king for just one day
I had just one thing to say
You know that love is
All we need to get us through

If I was king for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
If I was king for just one day
I had just one thing to say
You know that love is
All we need to get us through

If I was King
For just one day
For just one thing to say
Love

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
I know you well
And I can tell
Something's on your mind
'Cos in your dreams
The demon screams
And I know he's going to hurt you blind

You say you hunger for something you can't get at all
And love is not enough anymore

If I was king for just one day
I would give it all away
I would give it all away to be with you
If I was king for just ...[text shortened]... to get us through

If I was King
For just one day
For just one thing to say
Love

I hereby decree that leisurelysloth be beheaded and anybody else who posts crap like this again.

Originally posted by epic0002
#3 (all hot women between 18 and 35 must not cover more than 25% of their bodies while in public) I hereby decree 13-30.

I hereby decree that epic0002 be beheaded and anybody else who posts crap like this again! 😛

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
I hereby decree that epic0002 be beheaded and anybody else who posts crap like this again! 😛

your already dead😠

Originally posted by adramforall
You wouldn't have been if you were hot 😛

Might I humbly suggest that you (1) visit an optometrist and then (2) issue an apology to the lady for that slight. *JD clan begins sharpening swords en masse*

Originally posted by epic0002
your already dead😠

I'm not quite dead yet!



Oh, and for Nordlys! 😀 -- "you're"

Originally posted by leisurelysloth
I'm not quite dead yet!



Oh, and for Nordlys! 😀 -- "you're"

Every freakin time I get hit with that one😞