Limerick Competition

Plausible Misunderstanding

There once was a barber from Bude
Who stood on the sill in the nude
He'd woken quite certain
That he was a curtain
His neighbours just thought he was rude

@lemondrop said
true
some people are just afraid to let it all hang out
this is the one place where you can
give it a try rusty

@lemondrop said
manners

there was a young man from new york
who like to eat soup with a fork
and after he dined
would order red wine
and would finish by eating the cork

it's simple really

terry terry terry, terry terry
terry , terry terry, terry
busty busty busty
busty busty, busty
terry terry terry terry terry!

@rookie54 said
it's simple really

terry terry terry, terry terry
terry , terry terry, terry
busty busty busty
busty busty, busty
terry terry terry terry terry!

@caesar-salad
Oscar Levant! What a genius! Not many like him.

the chickens are awkwardly squawking
giving rise to whether they're talking
chickens ain't trusty
but smarter than busty
as they chase the bugs they are stalking

@very-rusty said
That sounded more like a shot than advice Lemon! 😛 😉

That was suppose to be a limerick? If so not good!

-VR

@lemondrop said
if you think that was a limerick then it's no wonder why you don't enter
and it was a direct shot at you
bullseye!

this too is not a limerick

DRUGS

i've hidden my weed in my brain
other spots in the house seemed lame
bud needs to be secure
and ultimately pure
because it does keep me from going insane

hot pants

there was a man who sat on a porch
lighting cigarettes with a blow torch
his eyebrows so singed
it would make you cringe
and would often set fire to his shorts

i remember one time i'z in jail
talk about yer gigantic fail
but i managed my escape
with a roll of crime tape
and didn't return any of the bail

wages of sin

the devil's coming to town today
collecting on debts sinners must pay
the climate here's nice
but must pay the price
else I'm going to take you away

here come the red thumbs

so yer dying of covid-19
please try and mute yer scream
because if you sneeze
i know you can breathe
and then you get no iced creams

i snuck into debates incognito
i was dressed as cheese laden dorito
i spread three red thumbs
on posts super dumb
and then escaped soy mucho bonito