Love Hurts

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Read what you wrote... pack that bad-boy up and send it to me.

Phlabs
USA

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I have told you over and over again, I DON'T HAVE YOUR CELLO! 😠 And besides, you promised me you'd stop nagging if I added cello to your song. And I thought my last (and only) word in the song was clear enough. 😞

Originally posted by Nordlys
I have told you over and over again, I DON'T HAVE YOUR CELLO! 😠 And besides, you promised me you'd stop nagging if I added cello to your song. [b]And I thought my last (and only) word in the song was clear enough. 😞[/b]

😞

Originally posted by Phlabibit
😞

You joined the thread way after I needed backup, FACT. 😞 😛

Originally posted by slappy115
LOL, love advice from someone named Ice Cold can't be any worse... 😉

At least Ice is hard without getting slapped around. 😛

Originally posted by sangfroid
Why does love hurt so much? Unrequited love is the worst, I fear I am now in the 'friend zone'. My only solution to this so far is to get as drunk as I possibly can and use internet porn.

The thing is, we go out, just the two of us and have some amazing times, do everything that a couple would do, have moonlight walks along the river blah blah blah but ...[text shortened]... ed at chess, and getting drunk seems like my alternative,

Love hurts hey, or is it just me?

Quit bothering the poor girl. She's obviously not sexually attracted to you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. So take some pride in yourself and stop seeing her. There are thousands of other women who will find you attractive, so move on.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I have told you over and over again, I DON'T HAVE YOUR CELLO! 😠 And besides, you promised me you'd stop nagging if I added cello to your song. [b]And I thought my last (and only) word in the song was clear enough. 😞[/b]

Phlabibit

What don't you understand about "NO!"?

Edit: Quit bothering the poor girl...

Originally posted by Arrakis
Phlabibit

What don't you understand about "NO!"?

Edit: Quit bothering the poor girl...

Ha ha! At least he doesn't call me a pervert...

Originally posted by Nordlys
Ha ha! At least he doesn't call me a pervert...

I don't remember calling you a pervert but it's possible I did. You do meet the criteria for the definition.

Originally posted by Arrakis
I don't remember calling you a pervert but it's possible I did. You do meet the criteria for the definition.

Yes, you did, and no, I don't, unless it's your own personal definition.

Originally posted by Arrakis
Quit bothering the poor girl. She's obviously not sexually attracted to you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings. So take some pride in yourself and stop seeing her. There are thousands of other women who will find you attractive, so move on.

"Amour propre" indeed. Yes I agree with you totally and that is the decision I have come to.

Originally posted by sangfroid
"Amour propre" indeed. Yes I agree with you totally and that is the decision I have come to.

1. She knows exactly how you feel about her.
2. You have no idea how she feels about you.
3. Love is a mystery, not a puzzle.
4. You don't need advice, you know what to do.

Hope that helps mate. Good luck.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes, you did, and no, I don't, unless it's your own personal definition.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pervert

per·vert(pr-vûrt)
tr.v. per·vert·ed, per·vert·ing, per·verts
1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. See Synonyms at corrupt.
4. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort: an analysis that perverts the meaning of the poem.

YES, YOU ARE! You distort a lot of things people say and you do it all the time! You also take statements out of context and try to make something out of them that they aren't. You are definitely a pervert and I don't like to talk to you because you want to twist everyone's words around.

Edit: I'd put you at the same level as XanthosNZ

Originally posted by Arrakis
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pervert

per·vert(pr-vûrt)
tr.v. per·vert·ed, per·vert·ing, per·verts
1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. See Synonyms at corrupt.
4. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort: an an u want to twist everyone's words around.

Edit: I'd put you at the same level as XanthosNZ

Never known Nordlys to distort. What you see is what you get.

Regarding perverted statements:

Ah, but even a crack whore who gave birth is more important and more successful in life than a person who could not reproduce their genes.

As for distorting, later changing the wording to redefine:

More important and successful in reproducing life!

Originally posted by Arrakis
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pervert

per·vert(pr-vûrt)
tr.v. per·vert·ed, per·vert·ing, per·verts
1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. See Synonyms at corrupt.
4. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort: an an u want to twist everyone's words around.

Edit: I'd put you at the same level as XanthosNZ

Nice one, Brains.

You're trying to label her with a definition of the word used in verb format (ie: to pervert the cause of justice). Since you called her "a pervert" you need to be venturing in the realms of noun definitions to back up your ludicrious claims.

Here's the one from your little dictionary link:

n. (pûrvûrt)
One who practices sexual perversion.

Keep up the good work!

Originally posted by Arrakis
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pervert

per·vert(pr-vûrt)
tr.v. per·vert·ed, per·vert·ing, per·verts
1. To cause to turn away from what is right, proper, or good; corrupt.
2. To bring to a bad or worse condition; debase.
3. To put to a wrong or improper use; misuse. See Synonyms at corrupt.
4. To interpret incorrectly; misconstrue or distort: an an u want to twist everyone's words around.

Edit: I'd put you at the same level as XanthosNZ

That's not quite the same definition of "pervert" you used the last time: "A pervert is any person who supports an unnatural and/or disorientated view of sex... in other words, a person who IS sexually disorientated." (Thread 61318, last page)
And you conveniently forgot to copy and paste the only relevant part from The Free Dictionary - you only copied and pasted the part about the verb "to pervert", but you were calling me a pervert (noun), not a "perverter", which would be someone who perverts.

"pervert
n. (pûrvûrt)
One who practices sexual perversion."

People normally don't mean "you twist people's words" when they call someone a pervert, as I am sure you are aware of.

You don't need anyone to twist your words, you do a good job yourself.