MANLY TALK (Exclusive official thread)

Originally posted by trev33
do fake boobs count?

Originally posted by Suzianne
I find it endlessly fascinating that no women have posted here (until now).

Do you understand now men?

Post your normal disgusting stuff running down women in your "manly" thread and women will be beating down your doors complaining.

Post some decent conversation for a change, and women are perfectly happy to let you continue unimpeded. Do carry on.

I kindly ask you not to spoil this thread.

We've been very well and peacefully talking about manly things like cooking, creams, martinis and Elvis, and no need for vulgarity until now.

There's none, believe me.

Originally posted by Seitse
I kindly ask you not to spoil this thread.

We've been very well and peacefully talking about manly things like cooking, creams, martinis and Elvis, and no need for vulgarity until now.

There's none, believe me.

Originally posted by wormwood
well, a beer martini is pretty vulgar. and no good for baking.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Beer is good for steak pie, or stew....ale is better

Originally posted by wormwood
well, a beer martini is pretty vulgar. and no good for baking.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Beer is good for steak pie, or stew....ale is better

Originally posted by Seitse
I do not, I repeat, I do not endorse beer consumption.

It does not belong to this thread, unless it is part of a cocktail which secondaily requires beer.

Originally posted by wormwood
what? not even in crêpe dough?? madness!

Originally posted by Seitse
Have you ever tried to rub beer on your skin for tanning purposes?

It works wonders!

Originally posted by trev33
i hope you're joking.

1. why would you want a fake tan

and

2. stop wasting beer

how many pillows do you have?

i use 2 but one of them just sort of floats about the bed and usually end up on the floor the next morning. still though i can't seem to get to sleep without it.

Originally posted by Seitse
I have 4 pillows, two feather ones for the head, depending on my position at night, and two harder ones, for under the knees or to hug them if I turn to the right side.

The feather ones are always in silk covers and the hard ones in cotton, for rougher use.

Did I mention they are Laura Ashleys?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Do they wear silk for head?

Recipe:

Alcoholic Strawberry milkshake.

1/2 bottle Tequila Rose - http://www.mccormickdistilling.com/tr/strawberry.php
3 large scoops strawberry ice cream

Instructions:
Combine ingredients with a blender.
Consume.

Serves 1.