meet up in hell

...i am here already....but the table is big and i want to find out who else
might be interested before i have the maitre'de set up the chessboards....i
have a table by the air duct...constant cold air down my neck...i wave for the
waiter...he comes within 30 feet of the table and then always turns to the
left to serve someone else...the menu has food on it i cannot pay for as it
costs too much...the restroom is off limits to those without a tie and the
maitre'de took my tie when he brought me the second glass of water...there
is salt, pepper and milk of magnesia bottles as condiments...my napkin is
a grease rag from the parking garage...and oh yes,,,barry manilow is the lounge singer on stage...want to come ?...

Originally posted by reinfeld
...i am here already....but the table is big and i want to find out who else
might be interested before i have the maitre'de set up the chessboards....i
have a table by the air duct...constant cold air down my neck...i wave for the
waiter...he comes within 30 feet of the table and then always turns to the
left to serve someone else...the menu has food o ...[text shortened]... parking garage...and oh yes,,,barry manilow is the lounge singer on stage...want to come ?...

Originally posted by Nordlys
I'll be there, just need to buy a tie first.

Originally posted by reinfeld
...i am here already....but the table is big and i want to find out who else
might be interested before i have the maitre'de set up the chessboards....i
have a table by the air duct...constant cold air down my neck...i wave for the
waiter...he comes within 30 feet of the table and then always turns to the
left to serve someone else...the menu has food o ...[text shortened]... parking garage...and oh yes,,,barry manilow is the lounge singer on stage...want to come ?...

Originally posted by Woodgie
Are breadsticks available?

Originally posted by reinfeld
...there are dozens of fresh hot garlic breadsticks cordoned off by a rope
line...you need to get a telephone call from your ex-wife before you are
allowed to get up and get one...i'm waiting !!!!!.....

Originally posted by Woodgie
I will need to get married and then divorced pretty sharpish.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Me too, but I need to get married to a woman, so I can't take you up on your offer, sorry.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i thought you were a girl, and gay marriage is not legal

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's legal in some countries. In Norway, I could only get an "official partnership", so I'll have to get married somewhere else.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
i never wouldve guessed that you were a lesbian😲

Originally posted by Nordlys
I am asexual. But I want those breadsticks.

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
why not marry a guy then?

..no...the restaurant is only in hell...not the dumpster...

Originally posted by reader1107
Because then she won't be able to get a phone call from her ex-wife. I have the same dilemma. Will a call from my ex-husband count?