More private parts on display!!!

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Were her teeth in or out ?

You made a woman feel good about her looks. God will reward you for beings so kind.

there was an old lady who swallowed a....

sorry 😉

Originally posted by angie88
there was an old lady who swallowed a....

sorry 😉

Originally posted by shavixmir
Good grief!
At your age you should be playing with barbie dolls!

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Were her teeth in or out ?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Good grief!
At your age you should be playing with barbie dolls!

Originally posted by angie88
It's a nursery rhyme! What's your problem anyway? 😛

Hehe you can ask Starrman about my ability to turn every word around... makes for interesting in-game conversations 😉

Originally posted by angie88
It's a nursery rhyme! What's your problem anyway? 😛

Hehe you can ask Starrman about my ability to turn every word around... makes for interesting in-game conversations 😉

Originally posted by Shanshu311
*groan*

Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh well!
Remind me to play you one time then!

Originally posted by shavixmir
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.

I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.

To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!

Shav, this 'accidental' displaying of your privates in happening suspiciously often you should decide once and for all which way you want to go, letting it all hang out or keeping it all under wraps, and choose between crotchless knickers and rubber fetish underwear

shavi,

just cos the swelling has went down doesnt mean you can parade for all to see!

p.s. god i cant believe ive been following a story about yer haw maws!

Originally posted by shavixmir
There's an old woman standing at the door and she says: "Could you keep your voice down a little please, the walls are very thin." Then she looks down. I look down. And to my absolute and utter horror a part of my body was protruding from the folds of my boxers.