I just really wouldn't know where to start...
Could it be groping the bride's mum's breasts?
Could it be charging out of a toilet (because of a spider) with my trousers around my ankles and falling into the living room full of guests?
Could it be showing myself to an aged woman?
Could it be waving my penis around in Pforzheim?
Man, it could even be farting during a speech in front of 200 workers.
There are various matters that could well be considered embarrassing.
Originally posted by dottewellHowever, I think personally, the most embarrassing thing I do is...
Thank god you arrived. I was losing hope.
When I'm drunk or stoned I get all soppy and send people text messages telling them I love them, miss them and how good a time I think we had together.
It is problematic.
Believe me, the list of recipients is endless.
NEVER give me your phone number, it's as simple as that!