Movie Quotes

Originally posted by richjohnson
"One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled."

Originally posted by royalchicken
"No, no, no. See this is a really sh1t idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a sh1t idea."

Where from 😉?

Originally posted by royalchicken
Character 1: You're weird.
Char. 2: Sorry.
Char. 1: No, that was a compliment.

Another new & good film.

Originally posted by Poison Godmachine
^^^^^^^

This has become a cliche, you hear it so often. But I think it originated in "Dazed and Confused."

Originally posted by Poison Godmachine
This has become a cliche, you hear it so often. But I think it originated in "Dazed and Confused."

Originally posted by Poison Godmachine
I really am on a roll, here. Maybe I haven't lost as many brain cells as I thought. This (and T1000's follow-up below, err...above) are from Donnie Darko.

Originally posted by garyminford
This has become a cliche, you hear it so often. But I think it originated in "Dazed and Confused."


Sorry, but in Dazed and Confused it was, 'I only came here tonight to drink BEER and kick ass......'

I think they were paraphrasing.
Try again.
Tip, the wrestler was Rowdy Roddy Piper.[/b]

is that first quote from the new "Dracula'? by Vlad before he loses his woman and becomes immortal

Yes, it was, 10 points to Godmachine. (erm..I did give it away a bit)😕

Try this one.
Character 1: Is he allowed to do that?
Character 2: It's an underground bare-knuckle boxing match, not a tickling contest.

Originally posted by ivanhoe
The longest quote so far:

"I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black men, white. We all want to help ...[text shortened]... s all. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us unite!"

Originally posted by T1000
From the same film:-

"He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus."

and...

Char. 1: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Char. 2: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

The part about the smurfs is rather amusing, but I can't remember it exactly (and would prolly get moderated)....

T1000

" I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum""