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Murder on the gym floor

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
He could be well out of work by now... It's called Time Zones...

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good point 😳

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Don't go there darling, just don't go there...
hmmm where did my post go???
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Originally posted by angie88
hmmm where did my post go???
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It was murdered.

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Originally posted by angie88
hmmm where did my post go???
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Where do you think it went?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Where do you think it went?
if I answer truthfully, this post will also get removed... grrr!

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Originally posted by angie88
if I answer truthfully, this post will also get removed... grrr!
Your post contained "sh-t", thus it was flushed. Those pesky toilet flushers! 😠

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh. So you think you know what embarrassment is, do you? Well Sonny boy, you really don’t know shame, like I know shame!
I am slightly prone to embarrassing situations. It’s like I’m a shame-magnet of sorts. But nothing in this dear, sweet, precious world prepared me for what I just had to go through.

I was at the gym where I do my cardio-fat burning- ...[text shortened]... d my shoulders and said: “A little late…I know.”

Then I scurried off and hid in the showers.
That's why I bought a treadmill for my house. No public humiliation. Rec'd πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by shavixmir


Then I scurried off and hid in the showers.
Nice cover story for being caught lurking in the showers.

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oh man, I feel you pain. Well, not literally, never done anything like that in the gym myself....

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Wow. I thought stuff like that only happened in spoof movies.

But it does bring up the interesting point that someone once made to me. If the girl in the gym is hot enough that you feel compelled to go over and chat her up, chances are she's at the gym to actually work out and doesn't really feel like socializing. That's how she got that way. πŸ™‚ Save the chit-chat for the water cooler and pay attention to where you put your feet on the moving treadmill. πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by GBubbles
the moving treadmill.
Is that what it is called...

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Your stories are priceless. They alone justify the cost of subscribing.
Remove your lips from Shav's ass...

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Remove your lips from Shav's ass...
Dude...

Any lips on my ass should be encouraged, not deterred.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Dude...

Any lips on my ass should be encouraged, not deterred.
LOL!

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