My life is wonderful!

Originally posted by Ironstar
YOU HAVE A MAGICAL UNICORN?! 😠

Some guys get all the luck...😞

yes but he's a lazy bas'ard, eat everything and never remembers my birthday.

not worth the effort sometimes....

Originally posted by Ironstar
Good thing I said something, or you would have take more time than needed...trying to swim to Denver...

YOU HAVE A MAGICAL UNICORN?! 😠

Some guys get all the luck...😞

Not really -- only virgins can touch unicorns! 😉

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Not really -- only virgins can touch unicorns! 😉

Can I touch it then?

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Not really -- only virgins can touch unicorns! 😉

don't tell my ex that.....

Originally posted by trevor33
yes but he's a lazy bas'ard, eat everything and never remembers my birthday.

not worth the effort sometimes....

Don't worry...maybe you can get a magical penguin....I hear they're all the rage in Antarctica...mine does tricks, but he's still lazy...

Originally posted by Ironstar
Don't worry...maybe you can get a magical penguin....I hear they're all the rage in Antarctica...mine does tricks, but he's still lazy...

b-b-but i want a magical salamander!

Originally posted by jenna1
b-b-but i want a magical salamander!

Penguins are better!!

Originally posted by Ironstar
Penguins are better!!

Some of my best friends are penguins.

Originally posted by Ironstar
Penguins are better!!

yeah, if it's cold enough

I was out choppin' wood yesterday, and came across two salamanders, almost kept them....*sniff, sniff* but then i had to let them go! brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it

Originally posted by jenna1
yeah, if it's cold enough

I was out choppin' wood yesterday, and came across two salamanders, almost kept them....*sniff, sniff* but then i had to let them go! brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it

but were they magical?

Originally posted by Ironstar
but were they magical?

could have been *sniff* but i couldn't keep them!

Originally posted by jenna1
could have been *sniff* but i couldn't keep them!

That's really touching...:'(:'(:'(:'(

Why were you chopping wood? Most people nowadays have gas heating or central air conditioning/heating...

Originally posted by Ironstar
That's really touching...:'(:'(:'(:'(

Why were you chopping wood? Most people nowadays have gas heating or central air conditioning/heating...

i have a fernace (or however you spell it)

but we have a sun room, which we keep all of our junk in....it's got a cement floor, and we have a broiler, which we put wood into, and it burns it. So the heat from the fire goes into the pipes under the floor, and heats the floor of the sun room. it's really nice, also then we don't have to spend as much on that....(hard to spell word 😀)

Originally posted by Ironstar
but were they magical?

I once had a magical blade of grass! 🙄

Originally posted by tomtom232
I once had a magical blade of grass! 🙄

OMG!!! Could it do tricks?!!