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HandyAndy
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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
That looks more like a list of words with eleven letters.
Maybe if you were a jackrabbit or a teetotaler, you'd understand.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You failed: failed miserably, failed hilariously--- but you still failed, nonetheless.
It is universally recognized that colons and dashes are quarter words.

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I wonder if contractions with apostrophes are counted as single words?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
I wonder if contractions with apostrophes are counted as single words?
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: no.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
You failed: failed miserably, failed hilariously--- but you still failed, nonetheless.
I refuse to be governed by the rules 😛

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Maybe if you were a jackrabbit or a teetotaler, you'd understand.
a teetotaler??? why must you cuss and bring evil down upon him?

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
I wonder if contractions with apostrophes are counted as single words?
https://wordcounter.net/ will provide the correct answer to your question.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
https://wordcounter.net/ will provide the correct answer to your question.
Next you'll be claiming that colons aren't quarter words!

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Originally posted by divegeester
I refuse to be governed by the rules 😛
Damn you - I still counted all your words just the same

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Originally posted by orangutan
Damn you - I still counted all your words just the same
He can't count past ten - least not without using his toes!

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Originally posted by JerryH
Next you'll be claiming that colons aren't quarter words!
You could be right. Ask your gastroenterologist to look into it.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
You could be right. Ask your gastroenterologist to look into it.
Good one Sir!
The Art of Punning is not yet dead.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
He can't count past ten - least not without using his toes!
I'm blessed with fully webbed toes so effectively, in terms of counting, I only have one on each foot.

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Originally posted by divegeester
I'm blessed with fully webbed toes so effectively, in terms of counting, I only have one on each foot.
Dissident duck - mutinous mallard - amphibious anarchist - nihilistic newt?
What are you!

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A brain the size of a planet and I messed up 😳

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