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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
One more greasy taco for the road
One more taco then I'll have to go
Damn, you beat me to it 😉.

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Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
Damn, you beat me to it 😉.
What was your variation?

One more chilly taco for the road
One more taco and my ass will explode

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I really don't know what's the people's fuss about tacos and the spices and stomach riots, etc.

I mean, is it that the world has been eating baby food and now that Mexican food is widespread the world population's little, delicate, smooth tummies are suffering?

Be men, fother mockers! Eat that taco with lots of salsa and beans, and fart like a Harley Davison, damn it! It's good for you! Hum-ga!🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
That's the question!

I mean, I just flushed down two corn tortilla tacos filled with fried beans, melted cheese, and considerably hot home made red "flag" salsa.

Should I go for the third? It's like vegetarian taco, no meat at all, so what the hell, I should be able to aim for the third, right?
Mmmh. You should give the third one to me. But not too much salsa please, I am not man enough for that.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am not man enough for that.
It is scientific fact that women have more resistance to pain than men.

Have it with salsa, damn it! Be a woman!

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Originally posted by Seitse
It is scientific fact that women have more resistance to pain than men.

Have it with salsa, damn it! Be a woman!
Of course I'll have it with salsa, just not too much. It is a scientific fact that I am a SCARED COWARD.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It is scientific fact that women have more resistance to pain than men.

Have it with salsa, damn it! Be a woman!
Hahahaha!

I love you, man. 😀

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hahahaha!

I love you, man. 😀
Gracias, linda señorita.

😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Of course I'll have it with salsa, just not too much. It is a scientific fact that I am a SCARED COWARD.
Ok, that scientific fact cannot be proven wrong unless we test the boundaries.

So we'll feed you more and more salsa, taco after taco, and see how much you can tolerate.

Salsalogy should be taught in Harvard!

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Originally posted by Seitse
It is scientific fact that women have more resistance to pain than men.

Have it with salsa, damn it! Be a woman!
Is it true that a prolapsed rectum from eating too much Mexican food is known as a Taco Bell?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Is it true that a prolapsed rectum from eating too much Mexican food is known as a Taco Bell?
It is true, but the prolapsed rectum comes from eating fake Mexican food at Taco Bell.

Real Mexican food causes a belly to grow, particularly if sided with refried beans and a cold Corona.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, that scientific fact cannot be proven wrong unless we test the boundaries.

So we'll feed you more and more salsa, taco after taco, and see how much you can tolerate.

Salsalogy should be taught in Harvard!
Sounds great! I suggest that it's done in very small steps, otherwise the results might not be precise enough.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sounds great! I suggest that it's done in very small steps, otherwise the results might not be precise enough.
Ok, I'll take notes while my laboratory assistant controls the dose.

Wow, I never thought eating tacos would be such a precise science!

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