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Great Big Stees

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@orangutan said
and Jesu swept.
He was a curler? 🥌 🤔😲

Very Rusty
Treat Everyone Equal

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@fmf said
I AM NOT BILL said the man who had been living in the aforementioned Bill's shadow for nigh on nine hundred days.
Are you quite sure you're not pranking us again??? 🙂

-VR

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@the-gravedigger said
No, he lives too far away to be Bill.
You don't really know for sure do you? 🙂

-VR

The Gravedigger
Jack Torrance

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@very-rusty said
You don't really know for sure do you? 🙂

-VR
I have friends in low places.

Very Rusty
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@the-gravedigger said
I have friends in low places.
NO, Not the gutter rats!!! 🙂

-VR

IP

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@very-rusty said
You don't really know for sure do you? 🙂

-VR
The whole of the 'Bill's Big Bag of Onions' show is shrouded in a cloak of mystery, which few have been able to penetrate....

Anyway, talking of Bill;

'He passed the sign on the wall, which read 'Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted', Bill Posters* drove on, wondering what crime he had committed,'

*How about that for a pseudonym?

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Jack Torrance

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@indonesia-phil said
The whole of the 'Bill's Big Bag of Onions' show is shrouded in a cloak of mystery, which few have been able to penetrate....

Anyway, talking of Bill;

'He passed the sign on the wall, which read 'Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted', Bill Posters* drove on, wondering what crime he had committed,'

*How about that for a pseudonym?
Keyser Soze described Bill as a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

Very Rusty
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@indonesia-phil said
The whole of the 'Bill's Big Bag of Onions' show is shrouded in a cloak of mystery, which few have been able to penetrate....

Anyway, talking of Bill;

'He passed the sign on the wall, which read 'Bill Posters Will Be Prosecuted', Bill Posters* drove on, wondering what crime he had committed,'

*How about that for a pseudonym?
Sounds like a big deal about nothing to me. 🙂

-VR

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Jack Torrance

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@very-rusty said
Sounds like a big deal about nothing to me. 🙂

-VR
He convinces folks its a big deal about nothing.

orangutan
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@the-gravedigger said
He convinces folks its a big deal about nothing.
Like this?
DEoAL

Weird.

rookie54
free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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Three Sentences for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven Sentences for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine Sentences for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One Sentence for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie,
One Sentence to rule them all, One Sentence to find them,
One Sentence to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

mlb62

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As he sat down, the chess master noticed the table had a base.

F

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@the-gravedigger said
He convinces folks its a big deal about nothing.
It WAS a big deal, but if people thought is was nothing, then that was no big deal.

F

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He spent his early adult life feeling guilty about ~ and always forgiving himself for ~ what he'd just eaten, but he turned into a person who compensated for all this by being forever jolly and self-deprecating - armed with a set of funny little retorts for all the cruel jibes and put downs relentlessly pointed his way.

yo its me
Yo! Its been

Me, all along

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He must have been dreaming about climbing again from what she heard him mutter in his sleep but since the accident she knew he was best left in his happy world than brought into the day with her news so she sat back in her chair and watchingly waited for either ending and if it was that he awoke with sad remembering she'd be ready to comfort her son.

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