OUCH!

Originally posted by dags
Note guys: the last person you want near the family jewels in a professional capacity is a nurse 🙂

Speak for yourself.


Important Note: A male nurse would naturally be out of the question.

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Some people sleep heavily. I could easily sleep through all that. Lucky my girlfriend isn't angry at me.

Even luckier still, she's inflatable.

And you sometimes use glue on her!