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How does one get around such a outrage ?

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Originally posted by buckky
How does one get around such a outrage ?
Don't drink anything for 5 days before the test .

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Originally posted by buckky
How does one get around such a outrage ?
Find someone who is close enough to you for them to hapilly donate a specimen to you. This should be done as near to the event as possible to keep it fresh. Then when the time is close, put it in a testube with a bung, strapped to your thigh. hen the test is due you can empty the body temperature fluid into the specimen jar. PS make sure you don't get your specimen from a pregnant lady. You may get some funny looks.

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Goldenseal helps, as does mass amounts of water. There are all sorts of system flushers out there, that will also help out.

Hop on the web and start doin some research. You'll be fine.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Goldenseal helps, as does mass amounts of water. There are all sorts of system flushers out there, that will also help out.

Hop on the web and start doin some research. You'll be fine.

A good test will look for low concentrations of certain chemicals that always exist in urine. These would indicate that flushing has been attempted.

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Originally posted by buckky
How does one get around such a outrage ?
Find a different job....

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drink 2 liters of water every 5-10 minutes whiel sitting in a sauna.. you shoudl be find withitn an hour

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Originally posted by kellsy
Dont use your own pee, use cats pee
No, you can't use animal urine. See Shanshu311's post.

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It's obvious none of you work in an industry that actually does drug urinalysis. All previous posts are old wives tales at best. Urban legends maybe.

With the exception of The Plumbers post...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's obvious none of you work in an industry that actually does drug urinalysis. All previous posts are old wives tales at best. Urban legends maybe.

With the exception of The Plumbers post...
You obviously don't understand the concept of humour? 😛

Yes I agree. Any employer that feels they should intrude into your private life deserves the drop kick. Unless of course it is a safety issue.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's obvious none of you work in an industry that actually does drug urinalysis. All previous posts are old wives tales at best. Urban legends maybe.

With the exception of The Plumbers post...
What's wrong with mine?

TD
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Such experience .. lol
What a sheltered life some of us live 🙂

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
It's obvious none of you work in an industry that actually does drug urinalysis. All previous posts are old wives tales at best. Urban legends maybe.

With the exception of The Plumbers post...
Once again, I stand head and shoulders above my peers....😏

(Always wanted to use that smiley!)

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You can buy human urine kits online (my friend A.Y. showed me this 😛).

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test-solutions/store/comersus_listCategoriesAndProducts.asp?idCategory=22

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