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I found this joke on the internet and I don't get it... can someone please explain? 😳

John and Bill are talking one day and get on the conversation of a local whorehouse, John keeps going on and on about this one hooker there who can whistle while giving a blow job... Bill is quietly disbelieving while his friend keeps extolling the virtues of this specific girl...
A few days later Bill finds himself in the area of that whorehouse and cant help recalling what his friend had told him, and just cant get that off his mind. So he pulls around and goes into the whorehouse.

A few minutes later hes inside talking to the madam of the house. Glad to meet you, we have every type of girl you can want here, just tell me what you like and Ill set it up the madam says.

He explains about the hooker that can whistle while giving a blowjob, and the madam, makes a bit of a face and while shaking her head, points up the stairs Third floor, fourth door on the right she tells him, and up he goes.

After entering the room, he sits down on the bed, a few moments later in walks this fairly attractive woman, they start out talking, and a little bit later shes explaining prices and things to him, when he pops the question about the whistling blowjob.

Oh, that.... all right, fine, thatll be $100

Ok the man replies

And moments later the man is enjoying his blowjob and she begins whistling. The man is just AMAZED He stutters out I, I, I I have GOT to know how you do that

Trust me, you dont want to know

Oh please, Come on, Ill double you price, thats $200 for one blowjob he says

No, trust me, you do NOT want to know

I absolutely have to..... $500 PLEASE

Hrmmm, the money would be nice, but no, I think it would be best if you didnt know... Just trust me on this, you do NOT want to know she explains...

By this point the man absolutely has to know.... Sheesh, Ok $1000 if you tell me how youre doing that

She pauses for a moment (the blowjob has been continuing this whole time) Ok, fine, but dont say I didnt warn you The lady stops what shes doing, walks to the other end of the room, turns on the light, and........ there next to the man lies a glass eye.

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Originally posted by angie88
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I found this joke on the internet and I don't get it... can someone please explain? 😳

John and Bill are talking one day and get on the conversation of a local whorehouse, John keeps going on and on about this one hooker there who can whistle while giving a blow job... Bill is quietly disbelieving while his friend keeps extolling the virtues of this ...[text shortened]... e other end of the room, turns on the light, and........ there next to the man lies a glass eye.
Trust me, you don't want to know.

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She's pleasuring the man with her empty eye socket allowing her to whistle at the same time.

In the business, it's known as skull-f*cking.

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Originally posted by angie88
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I found this joke on the internet and I don't get it... can someone please explain? 😳

John and Bill are talking one day and get on the conversation of a local whorehouse, John keeps going on and on about this one hooker there who can whistle while giving a blow job... Bill is quietly disbelieving while his friend keeps extolling the virtues of this ...[text shortened]... e other end of the room, turns on the light, and........ there next to the man lies a glass eye.
You don't want to get that joke.

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Originally posted by darvlay
She's fellating the man with her empty eye socket allowing her to whistle at the same time.

In the business, it's known as skull-f*cking.

Any more questions?
thanks, I knew I could count on you πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by angie88
thanks, I knew I could count on you πŸ˜‰
Anytime, dear.

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Originally posted by darvlay
She's fellating the man with her empty eye socket allowing her to whistle at the same time.

In the business, it's known as skull-f*cking.

Any more questions?
As fellatio is oral stimulation of the male's sex organ, I do not believe that it is technically possible to "fellate" using an empty eye socket.

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It was orbital, not oral, stimulation.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
As fellatio is oral stimulation of the male's sex organ, I do not believe that it is technically possible to "fellate" using an empty eye socket.
Duly noted, and fixed.

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Originally posted by eagles54
It was orbital, not oral, stimulation.
My dictionary does not seem to have a word for this practice as I believe "skull f******" would be more of a generic term that could apply to penetration of other orifices such as nose, ears, etc. etc. Perhaps we could come to an agreement as to what this particular act should be called in the event we encounter it in the real world.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
My dictionary does not seem to have a word for this practice as I believe "skull f******" would be more of a generic term that could apply to penetration of other orifices such as nose, ears, etc. etc. Perhaps we could come to an agreement as to what this particular act should be called in the event we encounter it in the real world.
Have you checked this dictionary?

www.urbandictionary.com

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Originally posted by darvlay
Have you checked this dictionary?

www.urbandictionary.com
There seems to be some dispute over whether that definition is proper; I note it received the same amount of "thumbs down" as "thumbs up" while the other definition was approved overwhelmingly. Unfortunately, Robomod will not allow me to give the precise link.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Perhaps we could come to an agreement as to what this particular act should be called in the event we encounter it in the real world.
Sucket focking

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sucket focking
Didn't he win the Bronze at the 400 meter hurdles?!

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