Polite Insults thread

Originally posted by Kewpie
You can do any job provided it isn't the job s you're supposed to be doing

Such a modest response from someone with a lot to be modest about. 🙂

So do you speak any english? No not a word.

When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way
down.

your mom

Don't worry sweetheart, I'm sure you'll get a job soon.

Originally posted by DR85
Don't worry sweetheart, I'm sure you'll get a job soon.

Originally posted by Kewpie
It can be done, without profanity or aggression. Have a go!


It's a pity your mother didn't believe in abortion.

As clever as two blondes put together.

Half a brick short of a load.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Of course there are jobs compatible with your qualifications! After all, you have a good telephone voice...

Richard

This is why you end up having to pay for it.

He has the perfect face for working as a Radio DJ.

you have a firm grasp of the obvious

There's obviously no lifeguard at your end of the gene pool.