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19 Jan 12
Originally posted by Trev33Grin and beer it.
But if you remove them from the poles wouldn't they turn into regular old beers? Lets save the polar beer has some zing, take the polar out of the beer and you're left with beer,save the beers you say? There's load of beers... go away. Now if we renamed them the beer formally known as the polar beer when moving them to the tropics there might still be hope.
20 Jan 12
Originally posted by Shallow BlueMuch has been said about using heated water to permanently affix toner to dirty hands. However, the temperature required to achieve this is greater than the boiling point of water.
And when you do, remember to wash your hands with no soap, but only nice, hot water.
Richard
(Hint: don't. Remember how they get it to stick to the paper...)
This problem is easily fixed.
Get yourself to the nearest geothermal electricity plant or natural geyser vent to make use of water at temperatures greater than 100 degrees. Simply expose your hands to the super-heated steam for a period of time.
This advice comes with a public service warning : extended exposure of the face to super-heated steam will result in 3rd degree burns to the face, but you will need to see what you are doing.
This problem is also easily fixed.
Use goggles when exposing your hands to super-heated steam. Tinted goggles are recommended to reduce exposure to harmful UV rays from the sun. They have the added benefit of being scientifically proven to be more attractive to the opposite sex.
Much has been said about using super-heated steam for domestic purposes but what if there is none nearby?
Fortunately for the lucky readers of these public service announcements, this problem is also easily fixed.
Given speed is of the essence (we can't have the toner falling off your hands), then make use of any vehicle available to get to the nearest geothermal electricity plant, even if this is on another continent. Preferably a plane or helicopter where any pollutants are expelled into the atmosphere to fly away, so they won't pollute the actual planet.
Your carbon footprint and handprint have been reduced.
20 Jan 12
Originally posted by andrew93Now we're just being silly. 😞
Much has been said about using heated water to permanently affix toner to dirty hands. However, the temperature required to achieve this is greater than the boiling point of water.
This problem is easily fixed.
Get yourself to the nearest geothermal electricity plant or natural geyser vent to make use of water at temperatures greater than 100 degrees ...[text shortened]... hey won't pollute the actual planet.
Your carbon footprint and handprint have been reduced.
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21 Jan 12
Originally posted by andrew93For permanency, you're probably correct.
Much has been said about using heated water to permanently affix toner to dirty hands. However, the temperature required to achieve this is greater than the boiling point of water.
Nevertheless, I advise washing toner off your hands with cold water. My ex-cow-orker used hot water once. The result wasn't permanent, but he did find it irritating.
Richard
21 Jan 12
Originally posted by Shallow BlueI am outraged that the cow worker was fired from their position for simply getting toner on them. Cows working in offices are a rare sight as many employers fail to see them as the hard dedicated workers they can be. Somebody needs to report this to an Animal Worker's Rights group.
For permanency, you're probably correct.
Nevertheless, I advise washing toner off your hands with cold water. My ex-cow-orker used hot water once. The result wasn't permanent, but he did find it irritating.
Richard
23 Jan 12
Originally posted by expuddlepirateHe said Cow Orkers. Or half cow half Orc. 😕
I am outraged that the cow worker was fired from their position for simply getting toner on them. Cows working in offices are a rare sight as many employers fail to see them as the hard dedicated workers they can be. Somebody needs to report this to an Animal Worker's Rights group.
Tastes like pork, but being half subhumanoid
you can't eat them unless you're chaotic evil
with a charisma of 5 or less. 😕
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Originally posted by expuddlepirateIt's a cow-orker, not a cow-worker. And that's not why he was fired - the company was bought out and about 90% of us were made redundant.
I am outraged that the cow worker was fired from their position for simply getting toner on them.
Richard
(And why cow-orker? Nobody really knows, but it's rumoured that it has something to do with Mork from Ork...)
23 Jan 12
Originally posted by Shallow BlueI offer my regrets for any misleadings that my post may have given. I hope no stampeads result from my posting it in this thread. I have known a few orcs and have found them to be good workers despite their total lack of social skills.
It's a cow-orker, not a cow-worker. And that's not why he was fired - the company was bought out and about 90% of us were made redundant.
Richard
(And why cow-orker? Nobody really knows, but it's rumoured that it has something to do with Mork from Ork...)
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25 Jan 12
Originally posted by expuddlepirateI know.
I offer my regrets for any misleadings that my post may have given. I hope no stampeads result from my posting it in this thread. I have known a few orcs and have found them to be good workers despite their total lack of social skills.
It's the cows I'm sorry for, really. Imagine being Robin Williamsed...
Richard
