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Reasons Not to Visit Earth



#1. Human guile. 2. Indiscriminate human cruelty. 3. Blind ignorance. 4. Locked in

arrogance. 5. Faith based fanaticism. 6. Institutional bias. 7. Overcooked vegetables.



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#9. Predictable replies.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Reasons Not to Visit Earth



#1. Human guile. 2. Indiscriminate human cruelty. 3. Blind ignorance. 4. Locked in

arrogance. 5. Faith based fanaticism. 6. Institutional bias. 7. Overcooked vegetables.



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10. Relativity.
11. The BAD AIDS.
12. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
13. Jesus vs The Fossil Record and other soap operas.
14. Acquisition of 'cheap' immigrant labor is a bad longterm plan.

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Please don't steal my jokes before I have a chance to write them out.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
10. Relativity.
11. The BAD AIDS.
12. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
13. Jesus vs The Fossil Record and other soap operas.
14. Acquisition of 'cheap' immigrant labor is a bad longterm plan.
What did KFC ever do to YOU!?

It's Finger Lick'n Good©, DO YOU GOT THAT?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What did KFC ever do to YOU!?

It's Finger Lick'n Good©, [b]DO YOU GOT THAT
?

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mrup...sorry I was licking my finger.

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14. The Paris Hilton generation.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
15. The Paris Hilton generation.
16. Soggy bread.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Reasons Not to Visit Earth
#1. Human guile. 2. Indiscriminate human cruelty. 3. Blind ignorance. 4. Locked in
arrogance. 5. Faith based fanaticism. 6. Institutional bias. 7. Overcooked vegetables.
seems like your just upset that your wife doesnt know how to cook.
perhaps your anger could have been resolved by a bed time chat as opposed a new forum thread.

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#18. Every "actor" in Hollywood has had so much plastic surgery that they all look like chicks and the "actresses" have had so much that they all look like trannies.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
#18. Every "actor" in Hollywood has had so much plastic surgery that they all look like chicks and the "actresses" have had so much that they all look like trannies.
My sentiments precisely.

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
seems like your just upset that your wife doesnt know how to cook.
perhaps your anger could have been resolved by a bed time chat as opposed a new forum thread.
Cancer removed my wife from the California scene in 2003. Reference concerned some restaurants. Thanks for your thoughtful suggestion.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
What did KFC ever do to YOU!?

It's Finger Lick'n Good©, [b]DO YOU GOT THAT
?

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You are a disgusting Phat American. Nasty.

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